Is a Killary Sex Tape Coming Out? Please, God, NO!!!

Is a Killary Sex Tape Coming Out? Please, God, NO!!! (pizzagate)

submitted 7.5 years ago by migratorypatterns

So here's the tweet that concerns a sex tape featuring The Cannibal Queen herself, but not really. It's only a lookalike (YUCK! PATOOEY! GAG!) made by Russian trolls.

https://twitter.com/ZeroPointNow/status/924151077661917184

Yahoo: If a Hillary Clinton sex tape comes out it was made by Russian trolls... wtf?

Here's the link:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hillary-clinton-apos-sex-tape-134426776.html

So is this a cover story for a tape soon to hit? It would be wonderful if it was Killary, but now the loopy alt-left has a reason to dismiss it. Her body is weird though. Not everybody has those cankles. And I suppose the only way to really tell would either:

(1) Be there underneath her; or (2) Dust her decrepit body for Haitian orphan children's fingerprints.

Not sure what to think about this, but fer shure, I won't look! Some things you can't undo.

PROCEED WITH CAUTION, FELLOW PIZZAGATERS!!!!