Okay, I'll get right on that... because this looks like an obvious lead.

Or maybe it was just an unoriginal joke. It's difficult sometimes to separate my disgust of Hollywood elite from actual child abuse. Whatever. I'll meet you guys at Jim Carrey's mansion in a few, and we'll continue our investigation from there.

I swear you guys are LARPing at this point. Go ahead. Investigate Jam Curry down to the pith, because he made a joke that objectifies babies.