Today at lunch I was breezing through the online edition of the NYTimes, catching up on my fake news, when the center article caught my eye: It was about a family trip to what looks like a giant Pedo Swirl art installation on the shores of The Great Salt Lake.

The article was penned by Heidi Julavitz . She is married with two kids ( never mind the panda eyes on her girls and a vagina hat on what looks like a 12 year old, as per the article ) and her husbands name is (((Ben Marcus))), also an author.

After briefly searching through Marcus' works, a short story about blood transfusions and kidnapping popped up, called 'The Dark Arts'. The other article that stood out was a defense of Jewish Mysticism, otherwise known as Kabala.

This all took about 10 minutes today. Or about half the time it took to create this post.

Pizzagate is literally everywhere, folks.