I'm just gonna load up my bong before I step outside, I will look up... and look at the moon... Was it the sky or the moon... Hmm yep got it, the moon. Stoned... Nope, fuck it, I'm cool!
The moon is an artificial object not built here. Trying to explain quantum physics and consciousness is like trying to explain..... Magic.. The moon really is magic... :)
The moon is made of cheese. Every stupid dimwit knows that.
Thats why its on pie, like pizza pie. (and consequently pizzagate) but tonight the moon is swiss cheese. And it has holes, because all swiss cheese has holes and so duh, you can see the sky right fucking through it. THE HOLES ARE MOON WINDOWS. I don't know why this is so fucking hard for all you dumbass idiots to grasp.
CHEESE = MOON
SWISS CHEESE + HOLES = BLUE SKY VISIBLE THROUGH MOON WINDOWS
That is exactly where that wive's tale came from. And where does the Aesop's fable of the tortoise and the hare come from? But we are so enlightened, ancient cultures were clueless. Right.
ancient cultures were smarter than you. dumbass with your stupid moon googles. Why is the moon heading toward the pacific coast? is it planning on going surfing?
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EricKaliberhall ago
I'm just gonna load up my bong before I step outside, I will look up... and look at the moon... Was it the sky or the moon... Hmm yep got it, the moon. Stoned... Nope, fuck it, I'm cool!
beautifulballoon ago
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
What a genius. Put down the bong, look at the moon, and tell me why you can see right through it. And don't give me any NASA shit.
EricKaliberhall ago
The moon is an artificial object not built here. Trying to explain quantum physics and consciousness is like trying to explain..... Magic.. The moon really is magic... :)
2impendingdoom ago
Fuck that!!
THE MOON IS NOT MAGIC.
The moon is made of cheese. Every stupid dimwit knows that.
Thats why its on pie, like pizza pie. (and consequently pizzagate) but tonight the moon is swiss cheese. And it has holes, because all swiss cheese has holes and so duh, you can see the sky right fucking through it. THE HOLES ARE MOON WINDOWS. I don't know why this is so fucking hard for all you dumbass idiots to grasp.
CHEESE = MOON
SWISS CHEESE + HOLES = BLUE SKY VISIBLE THROUGH MOON WINDOWS
beautifulballoon ago
That is exactly where that wive's tale came from. And where does the Aesop's fable of the tortoise and the hare come from? But we are so enlightened, ancient cultures were clueless. Right.
2impendingdoom ago
ancient cultures were smarter than you. dumbass with your stupid moon googles. Why is the moon heading toward the pacific coast? is it planning on going surfing?
beautifulballoon ago
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough yourself." Who said it Einstein? I just gave you a hint.
EricKaliberhall ago
Einstein is Wrong!
The moon is a artificial object not built here... Hint...
beautifulballoon ago
Hook, line, and sinker.
EricKaliberhall ago
Hahaha, I'm glad to have been at your service... Drag from the bong...
beautifulballoon ago
Well at least have a look even if you're toking. Do you see it is "out" in the daytime, and that you can see the blue sky right through it?
EricKaliberhall ago
All I see is an artificial object, welcome to VOAT!