Please forgive the poor formatting and hyphenated style of this post. I'm in a hurry and not good with technology given that I'm, you know, up here in years. However since it's opening weekend, I wanted to make you aware of the very obvious PG theme of despicable me 3. In fact, I dare say this is at least in part about Corey Feldman. Take a look at the bad guy, evil bratt:
http://www.despikipedia.org/evilbratt/imgs/bal.jpg
Look familiar?
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Here are my impromptu notes from the movie. Some jacked up stuff, and this was just the first viewing:
Freedonia - island; (America?) overrun with pigs (fat slovenly lazy American sheeple?)
Pigs as a cover business
Pink triangle / pink swirl on evil brat throne
Cheese festival seemingly only for kids
"Take a bite of his cheese right now" - ends up being engaged to the boy from it
Unicorn horn at pervy bar/adults only, nasty people
Two fat nasty guys Eating pasta
"Did you just steal candy? Lot of effort for two lollipops"
Eating pasta for dinner- little girl eats off plate very suggestively, gets red sauce all over face
Unicorn- only a pure maiden can find one - find in "crooked forest"
Upside down red triangle on evil brat and wall of lair
Lair - pink triangle
Unicorn = one horned goat
69 position etc (min 3 sex positions between bros)
Minion leader has 777 on jail shirt (out of jail 001)
Circle on circle in hand of suits
Triangles on headboard of evil brat bed
Circle in triangle
Kelly Ann Conway head of good guy agency???
Evil brat kidnapped girls to Hollywood on mission to destroy it
Corey Feldman = brat?? Looks, music, 80s, triangles
"Buzzards die harder" - billboard (Bruce Willis ref?)
"Pho lee" - billboard (no idea)
Triangle lightning bolt on roof
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gentlemanadventurer ago
This is your opinion and I respect it. But this post and some of these comments are just attributing a motive, where in most cases, there just isn't one. I don't have the mind of a pedo nor of a detective, so I just see what I see. Some movies are just movies. I just want to clarify, that sometimes these reaches can connect the dots, dots I would have never seen. So I'm not disparaging the movement.
Judgejewdy ago
I didn't go into the movie trying to see anything. Thing is, once you have half a clue about all the little codes these sickos use and their inside jokes, etc, you can't miss it. And this one was REALLY in your face. Besides, are there really that many "coincidences" in one movie? Hell no. Eyes wide shut, indeed.
gentlemanadventurer ago
That's your opinion. Some people in this community just can't take the slightest criticism. That's indicative of a theory that is weak, sometimes a movie is just a movie. Be careful hunting monsters and all that.
Judgejewdy ago
Sometimes a movie is just a movie. And sometimes people are so blind that they can't tell the difference. And, yes, that's my opinion. :)
gentlemanadventurer ago
I agree, and you are right, some people are blind. One might even say consumed. I'm glad I'm not one of them.