Please forgive the poor formatting and hyphenated style of this post. I'm in a hurry and not good with technology given that I'm, you know, up here in years. However since it's opening weekend, I wanted to make you aware of the very obvious PG theme of despicable me 3. In fact, I dare say this is at least in part about Corey Feldman. Take a look at the bad guy, evil bratt:
http://www.despikipedia.org/evilbratt/imgs/bal.jpg
Look familiar?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/de/cc/f6/deccf6f8e1b106c536381347ac730005.jpg
Here are my impromptu notes from the movie. Some jacked up stuff, and this was just the first viewing:
Freedonia - island; (America?) overrun with pigs (fat slovenly lazy American sheeple?)
Pigs as a cover business
Pink triangle / pink swirl on evil brat throne
Cheese festival seemingly only for kids
"Take a bite of his cheese right now" - ends up being engaged to the boy from it
Unicorn horn at pervy bar/adults only, nasty people
Two fat nasty guys Eating pasta
"Did you just steal candy? Lot of effort for two lollipops"
Eating pasta for dinner- little girl eats off plate very suggestively, gets red sauce all over face
Unicorn- only a pure maiden can find one - find in "crooked forest"
Upside down red triangle on evil brat and wall of lair
Lair - pink triangle
Unicorn = one horned goat
69 position etc (min 3 sex positions between bros)
Minion leader has 777 on jail shirt (out of jail 001)
Circle on circle in hand of suits
Triangles on headboard of evil brat bed
Circle in triangle
Kelly Ann Conway head of good guy agency???
Evil brat kidnapped girls to Hollywood on mission to destroy it
Corey Feldman = brat?? Looks, music, 80s, triangles
"Buzzards die harder" - billboard (Bruce Willis ref?)
"Pho lee" - billboard (no idea)
Triangle lightning bolt on roof
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LA_Trump ago
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was Pedogate exposed. Also, Wonder Woman to a lesser extent.
rodeo13 ago
You're the first person i've seen talk about Gotg2 & pedogate, but this is what got to me when I watched it.
SPOILER ALERT don't read below if you haven't seen Guardians 2
I thought I was losing it, but the scenes where the ravagers were terrifying Baby Groot in the cage and then where they formed a circle around him to beat and kick him completely upset me. I felt like I was watching a real child be abused. I think i'm probably just too sensitive to any form of abuse these days, with good reason.
LA_Trump ago
I noticed that too. The opening scene with Groot is pure innocence while total horror surrounds him. I thought I was losing my mind too but by the end, I realized that it's a brilliant red pill. Most of the actors have been vocally supportive of Trump, and I think that's intentional.
redditsuckz ago
You think those actors wrote produced and directed that scene?
Disney is behind it...you know what Disney is right?
I guess you are saying Disney and Donald Trump both have the same interests and goals.
LA_Trump ago
Disney gave James Gun free reign to do what he wants since the first one was so successful. James Gunn is with us.
redditsuckz ago
By "us" you mean those that are "part Jewish" i guess...
https://twitter.com/jamesgunn/status/736640431031779329
LA_Trump ago
That's what you'd say if you were accused of being a Nazi.
Red_Lindy ago
Oh God. You haven't heard about Jews. Let me tell you:
They always have control, especially in matters like huge mass media and multimillion sums of money. Even if Gunn is one of us, which he isn't, it's above him. Realizing the machine will eat you is not a good enough reason for tossing away your values.