Please forgive the poor formatting and hyphenated style of this post. I'm in a hurry and not good with technology given that I'm, you know, up here in years. However since it's opening weekend, I wanted to make you aware of the very obvious PG theme of despicable me 3. In fact, I dare say this is at least in part about Corey Feldman. Take a look at the bad guy, evil bratt:
http://www.despikipedia.org/evilbratt/imgs/bal.jpg
Look familiar?
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Here are my impromptu notes from the movie. Some jacked up stuff, and this was just the first viewing:
Freedonia - island; (America?) overrun with pigs (fat slovenly lazy American sheeple?)
Pigs as a cover business
Pink triangle / pink swirl on evil brat throne
Cheese festival seemingly only for kids
"Take a bite of his cheese right now" - ends up being engaged to the boy from it
Unicorn horn at pervy bar/adults only, nasty people
Two fat nasty guys Eating pasta
"Did you just steal candy? Lot of effort for two lollipops"
Eating pasta for dinner- little girl eats off plate very suggestively, gets red sauce all over face
Unicorn- only a pure maiden can find one - find in "crooked forest"
Upside down red triangle on evil brat and wall of lair
Lair - pink triangle
Unicorn = one horned goat
69 position etc (min 3 sex positions between bros)
Minion leader has 777 on jail shirt (out of jail 001)
Circle on circle in hand of suits
Triangles on headboard of evil brat bed
Circle in triangle
Kelly Ann Conway head of good guy agency???
Evil brat kidnapped girls to Hollywood on mission to destroy it
Corey Feldman = brat?? Looks, music, 80s, triangles
"Buzzards die harder" - billboard (Bruce Willis ref?)
"Pho lee" - billboard (no idea)
Triangle lightning bolt on roof
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LA_Trump ago
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was Pedogate exposed. Also, Wonder Woman to a lesser extent.
ponyfriend ago
I only recently watched the first Guardians of the Galaxy because I generally hate Marvel movies. I thought it was okay at best, I didn't really care for it. I haven't seen Wonder Woman. Can I get a quick run-down?
carmencita ago
Beware of the Swirls, I and another member saw them in the Trailer of the Movie on TV. I will never see the Movie, I don't go anymore. But was sitting on my sofa, and Whoa! there they were.
ponyfriend ago
which movie? despicable me 3? honestly i dont like over 90% of the movies these days and those minions really creep me out! i've noticed that fans of the minions (from my social life, in the past few years) are often either little kids or weird adults.
carmencita ago
Same here for us with the movies. It is in Wonder Woman. Lot's of girls love her and their blinded by the light parents will never suspect. Not to mention how loud it is in the theaters now.
LA_Trump ago
SPOILERS: The villain is Ares: God of War who is basically Satan incarnate and a metaphor for the Luciferian elite. Master deceiver, hell demon, uses manipulation tactics to cause all world wars. Ares is the Godkiller, that's his aim.