Please forgive the poor formatting and hyphenated style of this post. I'm in a hurry and not good with technology given that I'm, you know, up here in years. However since it's opening weekend, I wanted to make you aware of the very obvious PG theme of despicable me 3. In fact, I dare say this is at least in part about Corey Feldman. Take a look at the bad guy, evil bratt:
http://www.despikipedia.org/evilbratt/imgs/bal.jpg
Look familiar?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/de/cc/f6/deccf6f8e1b106c536381347ac730005.jpg
Here are my impromptu notes from the movie. Some jacked up stuff, and this was just the first viewing:
Freedonia - island; (America?) overrun with pigs (fat slovenly lazy American sheeple?)
Pigs as a cover business
Pink triangle / pink swirl on evil brat throne
Cheese festival seemingly only for kids
"Take a bite of his cheese right now" - ends up being engaged to the boy from it
Unicorn horn at pervy bar/adults only, nasty people
Two fat nasty guys Eating pasta
"Did you just steal candy? Lot of effort for two lollipops"
Eating pasta for dinner- little girl eats off plate very suggestively, gets red sauce all over face
Unicorn- only a pure maiden can find one - find in "crooked forest"
Upside down red triangle on evil brat and wall of lair
Lair - pink triangle
Unicorn = one horned goat
69 position etc (min 3 sex positions between bros)
Minion leader has 777 on jail shirt (out of jail 001)
Circle on circle in hand of suits
Triangles on headboard of evil brat bed
Circle in triangle
Kelly Ann Conway head of good guy agency???
Evil brat kidnapped girls to Hollywood on mission to destroy it
Corey Feldman = brat?? Looks, music, 80s, triangles
"Buzzards die harder" - billboard (Bruce Willis ref?)
"Pho lee" - billboard (no idea)
Triangle lightning bolt on roof
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oftotc ago
Why not post in the pg-whatever verse instead of antagonizing the mods?
Judgejewdy ago
Yeah, why not put it in a forum no one reads even though the connections are obvious...
oftotc ago
I read it. It's a good post. You're being a bitch for reasons unknown.
Judgejewdy ago
It's called menopause.
2impendingdoom ago
fuck that, just be a bitch cause you feel like it. why bring menopause into it. so totally not necessary.
I won't see the movie unless I'm chained to a chair with toothpicks holding up my eyelids so thanks for the briefing. Its sounds despicable and thus a aptly named movie. Crap everywhere is good enough reason to be angry. Even if a mod dleletes your post you'll get more views here in ten minutes than for months over at /whatever so makes sense to me.
oftotc ago
Ok. :-D