It was from Comet Pizza website, a fews days prior to the hard drive being shot. It was hacked child porn was found, sent to the police and nothing was ever done.
This month's special includes a 30% discount on severe torture! Each image below is available for $1000 in fine print. Andrew also has some prints he would like to sell so contact him for more info (they are true masterpieces).
If a pizza is just a pizza, then who has to be initiated by a 'special friend' to be a 'newcummer' and to sign up to a secret program, a.k.a. (((joyous hobby))) with dire consequences for not following the rules.. and then pay one thousand dollars for fine print pictures of tortured pizzas?
Or buying last month's 'surviving' pizzas, available for a low price before they die? With the rule that the buyer is required to finish eating after finishing "the session"? WTF? Are these half dead pizzas delivered?! What does 'finish eating' indicate then? Taking out the trash of scraps? Calling a cleanup crew?
If this is really a monthly club with 4 or 5 new 'pizzas' added per month....(do the math, and how many joyous hobbies are there like this?)
Dare we ask what is the longest a pizza has survived? :(
Convenient that the hard drive was shot by the actor.
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AssFaceSandwich2 ago
Was the "We have 5 fresh pizza's this month, 4 that won't survive"(paraphrasing) note ever confirmed? Or was that supposed to be a menu or something?
Gothamgirl ago
It was from Comet Pizza website, a fews days prior to the hard drive being shot. It was hacked child porn was found, sent to the police and nothing was ever done.
kestrel9 ago
If a pizza is just a pizza, then who has to be initiated by a 'special friend' to be a 'newcummer' and to sign up to a secret program, a.k.a. (((joyous hobby))) with dire consequences for not following the rules.. and then pay one thousand dollars for fine print pictures of tortured pizzas?
Or buying last month's 'surviving' pizzas, available for a low price before they die? With the rule that the buyer is required to finish eating after finishing "the session"? WTF? Are these half dead pizzas delivered?! What does 'finish eating' indicate then? Taking out the trash of scraps? Calling a cleanup crew?
If this is really a monthly club with 4 or 5 new 'pizzas' added per month....(do the math, and how many joyous hobbies are there like this?)
Dare we ask what is the longest a pizza has survived? :(
Convenient that the hard drive was shot by the actor.