"A Pizza the Size of the Sun" and "EYEBALLS FOR SALE!" (pizzagate)

submitted ago by ArmedExorcist

I came across accidentally into a "children's poet" named Jack Prelutsky. In 1996 Harper published his book of children poems "A Pizza the Size of the Sun". Appropriately silly and innocent at first look. Until I read a strange little poem called "Eyeballs for sale". It goes like that: EYEBALLS FOR SALE! Eyeballs for sale! Fresh eyeballs for sale! Delicious, nutritious, not moldy or stale. Eyeballs from manticores, ogres, and elves, fierce dragon eyeballs that cook by themselves.

Eyeballs served cold! Eyeballs served hot! If you like eyeballs, then this is the spot. Ladle a glassful, a bowlful, or pail- Eyeballs! Fresh eyeballs! Fresh eyeballs for sale!

Enough to raise an eyebrow (so to speak) but perhaps not enough to elevate him to a pizzagate apologist. Yet, further research shows Prelutsky featured in a self-styled ping-pong sports card.

Is anyone familiar with his work? Children's literature is the natural "habitat" of all kinds of pervs and pedos. This is where they sublimate and stylize their sick attraction, while staying in touch with their readership. Jack Prelutsky's is age 5 and up. Let's hope it's just a coincidence and some innocuous rhyme making.

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eucalyptus_spearmint ago

So this is pizzagate related, how?

ArmedExorcist ago

The author, Jack Prelutsky, makes reference to some common pizzagate-related tropes : pizza, ping-pong, cannibalism, organ-trafficking (read the "Eyeballs for sale" poem). It may be a coincidence. I'll be really happy if it turns out to be one. Or it might be a piece of something bigger and sinister. I'd rather point out to the congruity and err on the side of caution. Hence, the call for more information.

eucalyptus_spearmint ago

Hence, you saw "pizza" and "cannibal humor" and decided it juuuuuust might be relevant.

Maybe next you could check out every single Halloween-related book or movie marketed towards children for all of THEIR cannibal jokes. I'm sure at least some of them will contain references to pizza.

JamesHowardCrow ago

And this is why the public views us as a bunch of crazies......

Eucalyptus_spearmint This guy obviously believes magic is real and is more concerned with getting people to reinforce his own delusions than researching or spreading awareness to stop the sex abuse.

eucalyptus_spearmint ago

Tbh, I'm not even on board with all the theories and rabbit holes by the regular pizzagate crowd, although I subscribe to a good portion of it...for example, I agree with the accusations of foul play levied against just about every major player named, although I may or may not agree about all the details or even whether there is evidence enough to convict - at least there's something /there/. In contrast, the OP is a witch hunt with no details to go on other than pizza and a goofy kids poem. Rubbish.

ArmedExorcist ago

What you "subscribe to" is neither relevant, nor particularly interesting. This sub is not exclusively about your views and "theories" you support. A citizen's investigation is a puzzle made of thousand pieces. Some pieces fit immediately. Other take time to fall into place. Still other, never do. So what? Have you read the OP? I'm not accusing Jack Prelutsky of anything. Sometimes a cheese pizza means just a cheese pizza, even in a poem for 5 yo. But as we all know by now, cheese pizza could be a code-word used by pedos. It could be just a coincidence that Mr. Prelutsky has a poem about "eating fresh eyeballs". But what if it isn't? Knowing what we know, I'd rather have the OP here, archived and searcheable for further investigation and future reference, than not have it. You don't need to read it, to do additional research or to comment on it.

eucalyptus_spearmint ago

You're not accusing him of anything in a court of law, you're just opening him up to mob harassment and investigation. Based a book about pizza and a poem about eyeballs...

You can, and should, use discernment about the types of information you present to this investigation, otherwise you are wasting people's time with wild goose chases and as the other commenter pointed out, making everyone look crazy. Sometimes pizza is really just pizza.

ArmedExorcist ago

  1. What does magic have to do with the OP? It's about children's poems using words, language, references etc. that have been shown to be code-words used to describe child abuse. The OP is a call for additional information and further investigation. Again, I hope it's nothing.
  2. Some forms of children's sexual abuse are indissociable from occult practices, whether or not you believe in the occult. It's enough that pedophile predators believe that abusing innocent children somehow empowers the abusers. Have you heard of Aleister Crowley?
  3. I'm not here to please "the public", whoever that is. If you are after public validation, go comment on HuffPo forums.

JamesHowardCrow ago

"It's about children's poems using words, language, references etc. that have been shown to be code-words used to describe child abuse."

None of that was depicted in the video. It looked like the opening credits to the blandly inoffensive network television sitcom Malcolm In the Middle through an LSD filter.

"Some forms of children's sexual abuse are indissociable from occult practices, whether or not you believe in the occult. It's enough that pedophile predators believe that abusing innocent children somehow empowers the abusers. Have you heard of Aleister Crowley?"

There is no evidence to support this opinion. Insinuating there is only adds another hurdle for us to jump over on the path to helping the kids.

"I'm not here to please "the public", whoever that is. If you are after public validation, go comment on HuffPo forums."

Are you here to try and convince the public or just have your own personal delusions validated by those wearing even more tinfoil on their heads?

ArmedExorcist ago

There is no evidence to support this opinion.

You are either uninformed or a shill. If the former - read the Kenneth Lanning report (FBI Officer), written in cooperation with the FBI "Child Sex Rings: A Behavioral Analysis". https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/Digitization/149214NCJRS.pdf "In 1983 and 1984, when I first began to hear stories of what sounded like satanic or occult activity in connection with allegations of child sex rings (allegations that have since come to be re­ferred to most often as "ritual" child abuse), I tended to believe them. I had been dealing with bizarre, deviant behavior for many years and had long since realized that almost anything is pos­sible. Just when you think that you have heard it all, along comes another strange case. The idea that there are a few cunning, secretive individuals in positions of power somewhere in this country regularly killing a few people as part of some satanic ritual or ceremony and getting away with it is certainly within the realm of possibility…"

ArmedExorcist ago

Video? There is no video in the OP. Are you a bot? Down-voted just in case.