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DonKeyhote ago

Hi im darkmath, my submissions consist of summarizing youtube videos of ex CIA jews with my own analysis like anyone gives a shit what i think. Alefantis was exonerated, and in fact, pizza isnt even a codeword. God how i wish i were as young and attractive as DonKeyhote.

DarkMath ago

"as young and attractive as DonKeyhote."

You're getting laid? Holy fuck. How does that work? Women tend to steer clear of neo-Nazis or at least I thought they did. Tell me more about how you're meeting these women. This has all the ingredients of a great story.

DarkMath lies down on his belly on the braided rug in front of the fireplace and props his head up with his two hands as he looks up at his Uncle who's been sitting in his Dad's easy chair since coming over to babysit. DarkMath's feet slowly kick up and down as his Uncle DonKeyhote holds story time in front of the fire place.

DonKeyhote ago

Well it was a rainy night so i sought refuge in a nearby tavern. Immediately i observed a corpulent, obnoxious wench who had clearly overindulged.

Sensing oppprtunity, i finished my ale and muttered to no one in particular, "bullseye."

But the rotten fruit of that regrettable union would later haunt me, for while i successfully evaded monetary support payments to the vile whore, the boy born, to my great shame, without testicles, ended up shilling for Jewish homosexuals who hate America.

DarkMath ago

That's great Don, you're a pig fucker. I must admit I've indulged in "pig flesh" on more than one occasion.

I'm sorry to hear you hate your daughter. That's actually really sad and breaks my heart.