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pby1000 ago

Is there a mention of "cum panda" there? I ask because our favorite pizza shop owner has enough class to mention it on Instagram.

This might explain the black eyes:

"when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

from urban dictionary search for cum panda"

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1505300

viperaction ago

Not "cum panda" specifically, but I've gone through all the Panda Head magazines and there's some sick shit in there with people with black eyes, and blood painted on their eyes.

pby1000 ago

I am thinking that cum panda is a sex act... You punch the recipient to give them two black eyes, then you cum on their face. Sounds so very romantic.