What is it with these freakin' "artsy" hipsters and the weird pastel colors and Flower Power typefaces? Their idea of good art and design literally makes me want to gag! People actually go to concerts with retro-glasses-wearing, synth-playing jackasses like these on purpose? These people are such chumps. So, what you're telling me is that DC is basically the other Portland. Great. What in the hell is happening to my country? I... I think I need a drink.