I had two bar clients once when I was the new girl. A midget /little person who apparently through a genetic disorder looked max 12 years old and his normal 28 ish year old friend. "Son" would order and "dad" would hang back. When I refused to serve a KID they both would produce i.d.s They thought this was endlessly hillarious. All the old timers knew them well. Son would also saunter around with hookers to freak people out. Same shit.