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DarkMath ago

This is such disinfo. The escort didn't pleasure himself. That's absurd. I know someone in Florida and they told me what really happened. The male escort was Russian and he gave the client a Golden Shower.

Gawd I hate deplorables.

:-D

keepthefaith ago

Pence looks exactly like the Golden Shower Politician from Sex and The City:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU6uuIa9bF4

DarkMath ago

"Sex and The City"

I hated the fucking show. If forensic anthropologists from the future ever find just one bit of insanity that the entire collapse of American Society can be blamed on it will be "Sex and the City".

Sarah Jessica Parker

:-D

keepthefaith ago

you watched every episode, didn't you?

:)

DarkMath ago

"you watched every episode, didn't you?"

Almost. But I was married to a woman who had which kind of explains how I was practically forced to watch all of them at gun point.

Ever been married? If not don't be fooled by the sex in the beginning. That all goes away and pretty soon you have a constant debate in your mind about what would be worse, staying in the marriage or being confined to solitary confinement in a Federal Penitentiary "Super-Max" somewhere in Colorado.

I'm not joking.

It's so fucking bad I want to start a 501c corporation to repeal Gay Marriage not because I'm opposed to the idea, no not at all. I want to start a 501c corporation to warn Gay People of the horrors that await them after entering into a marriage contract with another human being. I can almost guarantee it's about 1000x worse than any Homophobia they've ever experience.

O_O

P.S.

I'm divorced and NOT living in a Fed Super-Max but I am in a self imposed solitary confinement and loving every fucking second of it.

keepthefaith ago

Wanna date?

DarkMath ago

"Wanna date?"

Please don't take this the wrong way because the answer would be the same no matter who you are:

Hell No.

:-D

P.S. Thanks for the laugh

keepthefaith ago

Friends with benefits?

DarkMath ago

Lol. No. That's how I got in trouble last time.

:-D

keepthefaith ago

haha! you win. enjoy your lonely life.

DarkMath ago

"enjoy your lonely life"

That's the thing when I was married I'd never felt more alone. It was weird. Have you ever been married?

keepthefaith ago

Shhhh. People are "watching"....

DarkMath ago

Whatever. Some people are made for marriage. Unfortunately I wasn't one of them. It used to bother me but then I finally accepted it and let me tell you I've never been happier in my entire life.

I think it's like how someone who is gay and in the closet feels when they finally say you know what, fuck it. I'm gay. I'm here, I'm queer get used to it.

But for me I was a "closeted loner" which meant I literally forced myself to stay out of closets. I'm laughing right now because that sounds so comical. Then one day I said "Fuck It. I'm a loner, I'm going into the closet.". Lol

I've never looked back.

:-D