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sensitive ago

@7hrowaway, do us all a favour and explain what exactly etc.

7hrowaway ago

Congressman Bolton goes to the detectives, stating "according to the internet, I am a customer of an underage sex-trafficking ring, run out of a Chinese restaurant, called the Coral Dragon."

Detective: - "You are?"

Congressman - "No I'm not. But facts don't seem to matter nowadays. It's fake news, but a lot of people seem to believe in it."

Detective: - "People on the internet?"

Congressman: - "They're real people, but they've drawn some crazy conclusions from my emails. I got hacked."

Blah, blah, blah...

Congressman: - "The owner has recieved threats. I just put out a statement, but I'm afraid I've only made the situation worse. If you could send someone to take a look at the place. The teenage sex-slaves are supposedly held in the basement, and established that it's not true."

Detective: "Would anyone believe it?"

Congressman: "One hope's the NYPD is still a trusted institution."

Detective: - "One would think so."

This is the first two an a half minutes... the similarities continue when a crazy conspiracy-believing gunman comes into the restaurant and shoots up the place!

sensitive ago

Since I had to delete your post, pls feel free to resubmit with this info.