Or sneak pregnant mice into his pizzeria. After all, it's already rat infested. I bet the health department would be there faster than you can say 'pedo' if customers started seeing mice scurrying around pooping and peeing everywhere. But, of course, I'm just kidding. I would never seriously suggest that one tamper with a person's restaurant in this manner. Besides, it's not fair to the mice to get exterminated for sick fuck Alefantis. One mouse life is worth more than his.
I bet it is dirty, and I'm not willing to set foot in the joint to find out, so I'll take your word for it. Like I said, I was just kidding and a mouse is more valuable to this Earth than Alefantis will ever be. Glad to hear you're a fellow animal advocate, and keep fighting all the good fights!
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SpitsMonsters ago
What in the ever-loving-fuck, are you fucking kidding me!?!
V____Z ago
He's doing it to piss you off. How to get him back? Pray for God to intervene. Little fucker will be squirming more than he already does.
organic1 ago
Or sneak pregnant mice into his pizzeria. After all, it's already rat infested. I bet the health department would be there faster than you can say 'pedo' if customers started seeing mice scurrying around pooping and peeing everywhere. But, of course, I'm just kidding. I would never seriously suggest that one tamper with a person's restaurant in this manner. Besides, it's not fair to the mice to get exterminated for sick fuck Alefantis. One mouse life is worth more than his.
V____Z ago
Believe me, that place is dirtier than mice could ever be... as an animal rights advocate, i would have to say NO ;)
organic1 ago
I bet it is dirty, and I'm not willing to set foot in the joint to find out, so I'll take your word for it. Like I said, I was just kidding and a mouse is more valuable to this Earth than Alefantis will ever be. Glad to hear you're a fellow animal advocate, and keep fighting all the good fights!
4_InquiringMinds ago
I am too but I might be okay with roaches~
organic1 ago
LOL! You've got a point there.
ProbablyHoly ago
Start leaving prawns down the sides of furniture.