FBI, hhhmmm, interesting. Isn't that the organization run by James Comey? The James Comey who sat on the board of HSBC, a.k.a. the largest money laundering machine in the history of planet earth?
Boy I bet the cell phone video of that mother fucker at the pearly gates trying to get into heaven will go viral.
You want to talk about some rich comedy material you got it all right there. James Comey trying to get into heaven. It almost sounds like a movie title.
St Peter: Tell me James, ah-hem, tell me everything you know about heroin flavored mangoes, or is it mango flavored heroin? I'm 2000 years old, I can't see shit anymore.
James Comey:
St Peter: I thought so. Moving on, we've got a lot to cover. Please estimate how many of God's children did your slow walking at the FBI kill? Use whole numbers if you can, round down if necessary. I'm just looking for a ball park figure.
James Comey:
St Peter: Moving on. Were you aware of the phrase "The meek shall inherit the Earth."?
James Comey:
St Peter: Tell me everything that comes to mind when you hear the phrase: "So the last shall be first, and the first shall be last.”
James Comey:
St Peter: Payback's a bitch isn't it James. Moving on...........
I think you're making a gross exaggeration of the process of leaving sleeper agents in key positions, which is what we're implying James Comey's role is here.
Besides your words were quite literally:
Isn't that the organization run by James Comey? The James Comey who sat on the board of HSBC, a.k.a. the largest money laundering machine in the history of planet earth?
This argument attacks the character at the head of the organization and we then go on to make a compositional fallacy when our argument is as follows: Comey is a bad person (premise), therefore the rest of the organization is full of bad people (conclusion).
A compositional fallacy suggests that one part being a certain way has to mean the rest of the parts of the given subject follow that same pattern. This is fallacious because there are many people in the organization, and while he may be in a senior position, he doesn't and can't make all of the key decisions for the organization. He may have oversight, but if we consider the diplomatic situation involved here, we can very easily conclude it wouldn't be wise for him to go against all the rest of the org's wishes on any recognizable basis.
Forgive me for being pedantic, but I think we need to have a stronger grasp of this circumstance in the future.
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DarkMath ago
FBI, hhhmmm, interesting. Isn't that the organization run by James Comey? The James Comey who sat on the board of HSBC, a.k.a. the largest money laundering machine in the history of planet earth?
Boy I bet the cell phone video of that mother fucker at the pearly gates trying to get into heaven will go viral.
Humor
You want to talk about some rich comedy material you got it all right there. James Comey trying to get into heaven. It almost sounds like a movie title.
St Peter: Tell me James, ah-hem, tell me everything you know about heroin flavored mangoes, or is it mango flavored heroin? I'm 2000 years old, I can't see shit anymore.
James Comey:
St Peter: I thought so. Moving on, we've got a lot to cover. Please estimate how many of God's children did your slow walking at the FBI kill? Use whole numbers if you can, round down if necessary. I'm just looking for a ball park figure.
James Comey:
St Peter: Moving on. Were you aware of the phrase "The meek shall inherit the Earth."?
James Comey:
St Peter: Tell me everything that comes to mind when you hear the phrase: "So the last shall be first, and the first shall be last.”
James Comey:
St Peter: Payback's a bitch isn't it James. Moving on...........
;-)
NotHereForPizza ago
Just because people at the head are shitty doesn't mean the rest of the employees are.
DarkMath ago
I agree. I think FBIAnon is real and there are many like him.
But remember it only takes a few shit birds at the top of any of these government agencies to control the whole thing.
NotHereForPizza ago
I think you're making a gross exaggeration of the process of leaving sleeper agents in key positions, which is what we're implying James Comey's role is here.
Besides your words were quite literally:
This argument attacks the character at the head of the organization and we then go on to make a compositional fallacy when our argument is as follows: Comey is a bad person (premise), therefore the rest of the organization is full of bad people (conclusion).
A compositional fallacy suggests that one part being a certain way has to mean the rest of the parts of the given subject follow that same pattern. This is fallacious because there are many people in the organization, and while he may be in a senior position, he doesn't and can't make all of the key decisions for the organization. He may have oversight, but if we consider the diplomatic situation involved here, we can very easily conclude it wouldn't be wise for him to go against all the rest of the org's wishes on any recognizable basis.
Forgive me for being pedantic, but I think we need to have a stronger grasp of this circumstance in the future.