Plays dominos on cheese or on pasta... what if dominos is a blanket term for kid fucking, and cheese and pasta are code for different drugs? And what if "children and grandchildren" are code for child sex slaves?
For example: "Do you think I'd fuck kids better on heroin than on cocaine?"
"Delightful assortment of various powdered heroin and pills! Can't wait for my sex slaves to be delivered so we can take them!" Just a thought.
Please note that "pizza" and "dominos" are synonymous because of Dominos Pizza. And "pizza" is synonymous with pedophilia.
Here's cheese as a drug:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_(recreational_drug)
Here's sauce as a drug:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20sauce&=true
And here's pasta as a drug:
http://www.ipsnews.net/2006/09/drugs-argentina-pasta-base-destructive-but-not-invincible/
It just makes perfect sense that dominos is code for kid fucking. His "children and grandchildren" are clearly his child slaves.
It also makes sense because pasta, if it's actually cocaine paste (as in the above link), then it's important to note that cocaine causes erectile dysfunction all the time. So dominos on pasta would be fraught with problems whereas dominos on cheese, not so much. It all comes together when you think about it.
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DarkMath ago
"playing dominoes"
I like your theory.
(sarcasm)
Unfortunately @AreWeSure told me rich old white people are incapable of committing crimes so this is a non-starter.
Sorry.
I don't makeAreWeSure makes the rules.(sarcasm)
dickface8 ago
AreWeSure is a pillar of credibility so I will take him at his word. lol
DarkMath ago
Thanks dickface.
Minor detail but @AreWeSure hasn't provided its preferred pronouns yet so the "his word" thing.
Still waiting for those preferred pronouns AreWeSure. I hate not being PC.
dickface8 ago
You're right, I'm a cis pig.
DarkMath ago
Me too. Have you ever heard of a guy named the "Internet Aristocrat"?
Internet Aristocrat mirrored video on CIS Genders
I first learned about the CIS Gender from the Internet Aristocrat and I almost passed out and had to hit myself to stop laughing. I miss Internet Aristocrat.
dickface8 ago
No but I have now :)
DarkMath ago
Oh you are in for a treat. You've got hours of some of the purest humor you will ever hear.
The best was his explanation of otherkin.
Pure fucking genius.
Newfind ago
He reminds me of Weird Al Yankovic