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DarkMath ago

Did he ever explain what "The Haitian Special with extra cheese" is and why it's not on the menu?

The problem is "dr.nwo" wrote that but there's no time stamp. It's impossible to know the answer without an investigation. The other sketchy part is "dr.nwo" made their account private. If "dr.nwo" was a pizzagater why would they make their account private. What would they be hiding?

Is there probable cause for an investigation? That's hard to say. Who the fuck knows. I've sort of moved on from Pizzagate.

I'm now on Pedo and Mangogate. Pango-gate? Pegogate? Mangdo-gate? Mendo-gate?

Pedo/Mangogate are the biggest scandals in American History and when they hit they could possibly cause the Earth's magnetic poles to switch. I hate to sound like a prepper but I'm thinking there's going to be about a solid week of very fucking scary shit that goes down until people can digest what the fuck they just learned. It fucked me up for a good month before I could even grasp what happened. And everyday since I'm trying constantly to figure out how so many psychopaths could get to the top of the American Government.

;-)

WotTheFook ago

Try this for size then. You'll shit bricks.

Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults. Milhouse? Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people -- Bart: Thank you. Milhouse: -- under the supervision of the reverse vampires -- Lisa: [sighs] Milhouse: -- are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. [sotto voce] We're through the looking glass, here, people... Bart: OK, it's not painfully clear the adults are definitely paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people. Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy? Or have they gotten to you too? [he and Bart start wrestling] Lisa: Hey! Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it! Why are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions? Haven't you ever heard of Occam's Razor? "The simplest explanation is probably the correct one." Bart: [condescending] So what's the simplest explanation? Lisa: I don't know. Maybe they're all reverse vampires and they have to get home before dark. Everyone: Aah! Reverse vampires! Reverse vampires!

This is how Pizzagate seems to be going. It's constantly round and round in circles with conspiracy theories and doesn't seem to make any progress. I assume that this is deliberate, so that we'll give up?