I performed an exorcism on a couple of his little shoggoths over the weekend. I was yelling at that fucker in Sumerian, telling him to leave the possessed one's body and not return. Maybe those conjurations did have an effect after all.
The way I see it, he's cast a spell on a lot of people. The CTR shills are either mesmerized or possessed -- they may not even know what the fuck they're saying.
I, as the exorcist, am attempting to break the spell and drive away the demonic presence from the person it has infected. In doing so, I addressed the presence directly, essentially saying to it:
"HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! I'M TALKING TO YOU THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SHOGGOTH MARIONETTE! Listen up, ya eldritch bastard! In the Name of ENKI, in the Name of MARDUK, in the Name of KEKU, Friend of Magicians, who is the darkness which cometh before the dawn, get the fuck out this body, and don't come back!"
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cthulian_axioms ago
Well I'll be damned.
I performed an exorcism on a couple of his little shoggoths over the weekend. I was yelling at that fucker in Sumerian, telling him to leave the possessed one's body and not return. Maybe those conjurations did have an effect after all.
privatepizza ago
Has he a few attached entities then?
cthulian_axioms ago
Not necessarily.
The way I see it, he's cast a spell on a lot of people. The CTR shills are either mesmerized or possessed -- they may not even know what the fuck they're saying.
I, as the exorcist, am attempting to break the spell and drive away the demonic presence from the person it has infected. In doing so, I addressed the presence directly, essentially saying to it:
"HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! I'M TALKING TO YOU THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SHOGGOTH MARIONETTE! Listen up, ya eldritch bastard! In the Name of ENKI, in the Name of MARDUK, in the Name of KEKU, Friend of Magicians, who is the darkness which cometh before the dawn, get the fuck out this body, and don't come back!"
madhatter67 ago
Great work!
cthulian_axioms ago
Thank you!