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2impendingdoom ago

The truth is they are just two ground geordie lads looking to take offenders off the streets.

strix-varia ago

What are geordie lads?

2impendingdoom ago

IDK it was in the article... it was sounding professional and then all of a sudden Dark Justice is just two geordie lads?? maybe some Scottish thing?

Atatarkus ago

They sound very similar to people from Glasgow and tend to go shirtless in strange and inappropriate circumstances like open stadiums during winter, they drink fine brown ale and are literally the largest consumers of pastries in the world. They're brilliant actually, the next time Nicola sturgeon announces a referendum for Scottish independence I hope she asks them to join us like.

Atatarkus ago

Geordies I mean, not dark justice I don't know shit about them

2impendingdoom ago

right. IDK shit about either, but I think I like them both. I really don't want pastries to be code for sick porn.

Atatarkus ago

Me neither I'm already pissed off about pizza being dragged into this scandal if they ruin steak pies I'm taking up arms.

2impendingdoom ago

its terrible.. they were talking about lobster and cake recently, I DONT WANT TO KNOW. (my eyes are closed, fingers in ears, lalalal)

Atatarkus ago

Hahaha I don't even want to think about what lobster means that can only be something horrible.