Guys, how many Pizza/hot dog places could there be in Chicago?
I know its a large city but couldn't we call all of them and ask if they ever catered for the White House? I cant imagine there are over I'd say 50-100 hot dog shops that are high enough quality to be fed at the white house
Obviously. He can't get away with ordering hot dogs from his favorite place in Chicago because of "protocols", but he can get away with ordering children to rape.
We can't jump to that conclusion. Usually outside food is not allowed at the white house, but the president can always bend the rules in a pinch. Who can stop them? Kennedy had hookers, Willy Nelson smoked a joint on the roof, etc.
So it's not either/or hot dogs vs. child sex slaves. Could just be under the table hot dogs, basically as a kickback to the restaurant.
Which is what I think is so brilliant about this idea. By coming forward, the restaurant may be admitting to something illegal. Which illustrates quite elegantly how shady the whole thing is.
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BackAgain ago
Guys, how many Pizza/hot dog places could there be in Chicago?
I know its a large city but couldn't we call all of them and ask if they ever catered for the White House? I cant imagine there are over I'd say 50-100 hot dog shops that are high enough quality to be fed at the white house
lude ago
There are protocols the President has for when he gets food.
Knowing this ( I can't find the article right now) means the hot dogs weren't really hot dogs.
comeonpeople ago
Obviously. He can't get away with ordering hot dogs from his favorite place in Chicago because of "protocols", but he can get away with ordering children to rape.
Makes sense.
KingDumb ago
At the risk of being called a shill, I gotta say... This comment does make a little sense.
doubleherpes ago
We can't jump to that conclusion. Usually outside food is not allowed at the white house, but the president can always bend the rules in a pinch. Who can stop them? Kennedy had hookers, Willy Nelson smoked a joint on the roof, etc.
So it's not either/or hot dogs vs. child sex slaves. Could just be under the table hot dogs, basically as a kickback to the restaurant.
Which is what I think is so brilliant about this idea. By coming forward, the restaurant may be admitting to something illegal. Which illustrates quite elegantly how shady the whole thing is.
damnittohell ago
It wasn't children, it was male prostitutes.
doubleherpes ago
I wouldn't be surprised if it was just overpriced food.