For fact's sake I want to say Cerberus does not own CBS. They do own an ABC Inc which piqued my interest but on looking it was a thermoplastic company.

For the record Cerberus Capital Management does not own any major media outlets that I can find so far.

edit: I did the show in one take in my laundry room from memory because my main station was updating. Got to say I got it 95% on, which is terrifying enough