LazerPig Pizza in Australia, another front? Inflatable pizza? (pizzagate)

submitted ago by dem6nic

I noticed there was a username on the Freedom Host dump by the name of lazerpiza1234 so upon looking around I came across a "quirky" little pizza parlour called LazerPig Pizza. Check out their blog, it's weird, baby pizza memes etc, but check this post: http://lazerpig1.tumblr.com/post/96515370122/sothis-sunday-coming-is-fathers-day-have-you

Archived: http://web.archive.org/web/20170206204017/http://lazerpig1.tumblr.com/post/96515370122/sothis-sunday-coming-is-fathers-day-have-you

It's got a photo of Bill Cosby with a heart around his face and the following text:

"So…This Sunday coming is Father’s Day! Have you bought your Dad a present yet? Why not buy him a REAL pizza instead of an inflatable one? THIS Sunday… Every papa gets a FREE pot of beer on arrival to celebrate their special day! LUNCH & DINNER! Honestly can’t wait to meet your old man! Be sure to get onto it as we’re filling up fast! Bookings are essential. ‪#‎loveyoudad‬ xo"

Buy your father a real pizza instead of an inflatable one? Who talks like that? What do you guys think?

Rmm ago

nobody "pure" that's for sure

dem6nic ago

I assume they are alluding to people who have used their services,

Alas, i assume.

THE_LIES_OH_THE_LIES ago

But as always, the cryptography is solid.

WhyAserverWasBuilt ago

Not normal.

Chatman ago

From what I've seen its just one of those places that does quirky social media stuff to attract customers & be hip. The inflatable pizza and kid dressed as a pizza in the comments does strike me as odd

dem6nic ago

Get your Father a real 'pedodoll' instead of an inflatable one this Father's day.

And what's with the Bill Cosby photo for Fathers Day?

dem6nic ago

Exactly! Have a real pizza instead of an inflatable one. That's the clincher.

Chatman ago

It's odd requires more thorough digging

dem6nic ago

I agree

FartOnYou ago

Im weary of the pizza parlor connections. I feel like this stuff happens all over the place and likely isnt tied directly to pizza parlors in some crazy pizza parlor pedo network

Rmm ago

really, what's more pervasive and mundane than a pizza parlor. A perfect front

FartOnYou ago

I feel like a ranch in the middle of nowhere... or honestly anywhere other than a pizza restaurant would provide a better pedo HQ. I mean come on lol. Can we honestly say a pizza place is a great spot? Half the reason pizzagate got so mich attentiom is that the idea of it being in such a presumably shitty place was unbelievable.

Azzipdoe ago

The fact that you would say that... Is the exact reason it's good to use a pizza parlor. You're proving the point your arguing.

And as dem mentioned, the pizza connection was (and apparently still is) a very real thing.

dem6nic ago

Dude. The Pizza Connection. Google it. The Mafiosaaa was caught using pizza parlours as fronts for heroin trafficking in the 70s. Shit's evolved. Rudy Guiliani was the chief prosecutor in that incident. M a f ayyy a .

THE_LIES_OH_THE_LIES ago

Notice that it doesn't even use https

THE_LIES_OH_THE_LIES ago

It's hard to hire a computer programmer to code a child sex slave selling website.

FartOnYou ago

Good point

THE_LIES_OH_THE_LIES ago

I found one at axispizza.com in Philly. I reported it to ICE, DHS, FBI.

Go to order online and you find a VIP back end login.

edblings ago

how do you know it's a vip login it looks legit to me? i'm no investigator though

THE_LIES_OH_THE_LIES ago

Go to "login", after clicking "order online". You will be able to sign up for "VIP loyalty" thing.

TowerOfPizza ago

http://lazerpig1.tumblr.com/image/137322808072 This is also on their website, definitely weird considering the other message.

fartyshorts ago

That's the same image used in one of the "Heavy Breathing" videos.

carmencita ago

People that talk in code talk like that. Very strange to say the least.