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bopper ago

He mentioned oil rigs and Rockport. Rockport is Texas by the gulf coast. FWIW. He seemed real to me.

Monsantos_Schlong ago

I go to rockport all the time, won't go until spring though so it'll be too late for me.

bopper ago

Well that's cause you work for Monsanto :)

Monsantos_Schlong ago

Work for? I am Monsanto.

bopper ago

You dog! What's w/ the GMO's, stop it already.

Monsantos_Schlong ago

Not all GMOs are bad. I like my pink oranges and blue carrots.

bopper ago

I'm an heirloom guy myself. Man they're breeding insecticides right into the corn seeds.

shoosh ago

NO. I just ate a carra orange yesterday and that thing was pink. I thought I was eating a sweet grapefruit. What am I going to eat. STOP IT!

Monsantos_Schlong ago

Delicious aren't they? I still have a couple left.

shoosh ago

If they have fish genes in them I'm not impressed. That's just nasty science. These particular pink Cara oranges were delicious, but a lot of the fruits and vegetables that I eat have no flavor at all. Did you notice that? You don't need to add synthetic crap to them to make them taste good. The traditional way of growing food tasted much better, without introducing unnecessary fish genetics into the body. Maybe your schlong will turn into a fin! Imagine how well you'll swim then?

bopper ago

Sheesh, shoosh, agreed.