I was re-watching James Alefantis' interview where he was approached outside CPP by two random Pizzagate investigators and this answer at 1:56 stood out to me, when he tries to explain the Instagram picture of the baby chewing on money in it's mouth.
Firstly, he tries to correct him by saying "they were near her face" (implying she wasn't chewing on the money) which is a BLATANT LIE, attempting to downplay or dismiss any crude or possibly sexual connotation that one could get from the image. You can click the link above to the picture, and you can see for yourself that the money is CLEARLY inside the child's mouth and that she is biting on it. James is being brazenly disingenuous here.
Then he continues to stumble on his answer "it was a funny, we- [sounds like he was going to say "weird" but stopped himself], it was a joke about me going to Europe and bringing euros, you know, the Jay-Z reference". This is ANOTHER LIE, because if you read his comments on the Instagram picture he writes "#carisjames loves spending euros" and "#carisjames loves being in europe, spending euros", there's absolutely no mention of himself going to Europe.
When the interviewer responds that he isn't aware of the Jay-Z reference, instead of simply explaining the reference, James gives a smug smirk, shrugs his shoulders and changes the subject back to the other picture of the child taped to the table. This seems like a very odd and unusual reaction to me. Why isn't he trying to explain what this obscure Jay-Z reference is, if indeed there is a reference and this is just a misunderstanding? What is the joke we are missing?
So I tried to do my own research to find out what this hidden Jay-Z reference of "going to Europe and bringing euros" is. Is it this 2 second cut from a Jay-Z music video from 3 years prior to the post where he is flicking through a stack of euros? The only other potential Jay-Z reference to euros I can find is in his Tom Ford lyrics: "Clap for a nigga with his rapping ass, Blow a stack for your niggas with your trapping ass, Spent all my euros, On tuxes and weird clothes, I party with weirdoes". However, this explanation makes even less sense than the video would.
When you look at the Instagram picture, are these the first things you think of? Actually, would they even be in the first hundred things you think of?
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that it really just was an extremely obscure joke. Why is no one laughing at the joke in the Instagram comments? Why is he not commenting to explain how the joke relates to Jay-Z (somehow)? Are all his followers massive Jay-Z fans that are all aware of this vague reference? How is it even a funny reference to begin with?
I'm not a Jay-Z fan, so if I'm missing an obvious "going to europe and bringing euros" or "euros in your mouth" reference that makes sense, please correct me, but I'm pretty sure his entire excuse was complete bullshit because he couldn't muster a real, logical, innocent explanation for the picture. I think Alefantis is the weak link in the entire Pizzagate conspiracy. The fact that he lied THREE TIMES (unless someone can explain this Jay-Z reference), in one answer speaks volumes. You simply don't lie about these things, or try to mislead people, if you are truly innocent.
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pizzathrowaway ago
I immediately interpreted "they were near her face" as meaning that was the reason that she was chewing on them. Like that she hadn't been posed with money in her mouth but she just started chewing on them because kids do that and they thought it was funny so they took a picture. I don't really see what the lie is.
DopeandDiamonds ago
I took it this way as well. I do not think it is a lie so much as watching the way he spins something.
In two sentences you stated your explanation and it is completely reasonable. Why is he unable to do the same?
Why does it turn into a Jay z thing? Why Euros? Do people set out to recreate song lyrics using babies?
Cash is the dirtiest thing. Just think of how many people have touched that money and now the baby, with an immature immune system, has it in her mouth.
Edit: I just remembered this. When I was in high school I had a part time job as a cashier. I worked with several girls my age at this job. Within a month, We all developed warts on our fingers. Went to my doctor and was told that the strain of HPV that causes finger warts lives on money for months. We all had them removed and some just went away on their own. Not a big deal to a teen or adult but think of what that can do to a child. Stupid thing to allow a toddler to put rancid money in their mouth. No person would allow a puppy to chew on something it shouldn' t chew on but this idiot thinks it is funny to let a kid do it?
Granted kids out everythi n near them in their mouth. It is just part of being a kid but this was cleary staged for the photo and not just something the kid on her hands on. I am not a parent but I cannot tell you the amount of times I had taken things from my friend's children before they stuck it in their mouths. One thing if it is an accident or they grab something she your back is turned but it is quite another when you allow them to do it for an Instagram post. Teething rings exist for a reason.