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PepperoniBoni ago

We must rise up like the Berenstain Bears and create a children's book on pizzagate. When the shit hits the fan, we're gonna need a way to break it to the children on planet earth.

fartyshorts ago

WTF!

"Written by Adam Rubin. Adam Rubin is the New York Times best-selling author; spent ten years working as a creative director in advertising before leaving his day job to write full time."

It actually says "THE" best-selling author for some reason.

NiggerJusticeWarrior ago

That is a pretty normal phrasing. The book is fucked up though.

justanotherone ago

Eh? What book? Oh, I just looked it up and you mean a creepy ass book called the secret pizza party.

PepperoniBoni ago

Pizza will never be the same. Why couldn't they ruin mushrooms? Or artichokes?

amCassandraAMA ago

some agent observing the thread just fell off his chair. ARTICHOKE was a secret CIA operation

SaveTheChildren ago

Artichokes are fucking delicious.

PepperoniBoni ago

Everyone has their own preference. Kinda like how Hillary would prefer baby meat over beef. Or a classic blood and semen milk shake over a nice grilled cheese with tomato soup. This is why it's easy to be labeled a conspiracy. Just utterly unfathomable.

DontTreadOnMemes ago

Berenstein Bears

mrjdouble ago

lol, thought so too.. In fact a lot of people remember it being spelled like that. Although, I'm guessing you took the time to write it like that because you also know the parallel universe theory. Wild shit.