"SATAN IS A FAGGOT! ALL HAIL THE PUISSANT WORD OF POWER MOST GREAT NAME SCHEMHAMPHORAS! AS ABOVE, SO BELOW!"
"You kids are gonna fry like (BABY MUMMIES...)"
"This is what it looks like when I sweet talk first twin Barbara Bush:
Barbara B,
I'm sorry for putting you in an awkward position. It would have been an awkward position for me to put you in in high school if I had wanted to make a contact that validated my uncle's college experience and how that reflects on me, which is why I avoided you and Jenna and went to McCallum. It didn't turn out like I had imagined which is why I have second thoughts about making a contact that validates my heritage, but I know I am in less of a position to keep your attention. Its not likely that you are gonna allow me to introduce myself as the nephew of a Yalie 1968 grad in your father's class and be given all the opportunity in the world to bond with you out of similar known fate with you because that reference has become passe.
I would still like to though. This is hard for me because I don't know if you read what I write you. It could be all going to your Other folder or you refuse to acknowledge what I am saying by reading it. Anyways, I loved my mother to death and I am desperate for a symbolic victory for me romantically through my vicarious standard for a worthy young lady through her example, and you are the obvious go to. I really think I can get into Yale and if I can I think you should take to me given my matching your alma mater, but that would require a drastic commitment from you, to make my acquaintance in a way that would give me an opportunity to date and court you while I am just beginning to account for my providence as a man and eligibility toward the female sex.
I just want to say, I admire what you do with Global Health Corps and I am deeply attracted to you, which is legitimate considering all your positive attributes I assure you, so if you see something worth taking, I can guarantee you I am going to make the most of my potential. I love you, and I could die on the spot if you were willing to administer the phenomenal experience of becoming married to me, because it would mean I was so complete, although I would also look forward to enjoying you for the entire rest of my life, in the justice you could potentially do for me accounting for such a universal variable as fate or destiny.
love,
David F. McCullar"
"And the aliens have a contract with NSA and NATO to harbor human bodies in suspended animation for their genetic engineering †††"
"That's why they are called #NationOfTheThirdEye /// the real Men In Black are olive complected intraterrestrials that ride in black cadillacs and harass UFO witnesses with scare tactics in response to their experiences. They are not in association with the Federal Government and they possess alien technology that is far superior to the Nazi technology that the federal government has reverse engineered from Alien and Nazi technological phenomenon.
This is an intelligence bureau that has galactic jurisdiction that is operating on Earth courtesy of the Galactic Federation and Earth Coincidence Control Office until a world government emerges on Earth for us to become eligible for representation in the Galactic Federation †††"
"What could possibly happen? Would you like to become abducted by Greys for their genetic research??? One of the multiple preternatural spirit bodies known as afrits, or jinn, could manifest on the vibrational frequency that our matter inhabits and in your vulnerability you could become susceptible to a haunting †††
ALL HAIL #SCHEMHAMPHORAS †††"
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wellington33 ago
Somebody knows what this could mean?
"Barbara got raped, but your homoerotic pederast perverted faggot self will throw stones in a glass house like a son of a bitch when you receive this message because I am on a pr tyrrade to sabotage your unholy career as the worst motherfucking operative (DIG) the White House ever saw while Bush was in office as governor and president."