FINALLY! PROOF: BUCKS CAMPING AND FISHING HAS A BASEMENT!!!! (pizzagate)

submitted ago by quantokitty

Oh, dear freakin' Lord!!! What a way to spend a Saturday, but I found it!!! Definitive proof that Bucks Camping and Fishing has a BASEMENT!!!

drum roll

Here's the article:

http://www.philly.com/philly/food/restaurants/20130822_San_Marzanos_vs__juicy_local_heirlooms.html

And I quote:

"Like Pastan, James Alefantis, owner of Comet Ping Pong in D.C., doesn't build his pizza sauce with DOP San Marzanos. For seven years, he has been buying late-harvest tomatoes from Toigo Orchards in Shippensburg, Pa., and canning them at nearby Stello Foods for use at Comet. Last year, Alefantis estimates, he bought 12 tons of Toigo tomatoes, which Stello turned into sauce and canned before trucking the jars to the basement at Buck's Fishing & Camping, Alefantis' other restaurant nearby."

Can I get a hallelujah and amen?

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HomeboyChris ago

This is analogical evidence of a basement. The basement he claims he doesnt have at Comet. That means he's hiding something related to that basement for some reason. Nobody can be this dumb tho you basement deniers are seriously on a mission with this

mosswitch ago

I think its safe to say... Alefantis has something dark and creepy in his basement, that CANNOT BE HIDDEN... such as underground tunnel construction leading to ...

quantokitty ago

Oh, yeah, they are! But they can't deny it anymore ... although they'll try. Yeah, seriously, why is he hiding that basement?

HomeboyChris ago

Idk but I REALLY wanna find out. Whatever it is it should be interesting.