Check this out: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=450188248439028&set=pb.100003435716242.-2207520000.1480639164.&type=3&size=960%2C960

I tried to reverse search the image on ever-compromised Google, and lo and behold it found no matches. I then turned to trusty TinEye and discovered that it is a sculpture of a "Wounded Niobid": https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Niobid_Horti_di_Cesare_Musei_Capitolini_MC3027.jpg

And who are the Niobids? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niobids

"In Greek mythology, the Niobids were the children of Amphion of Thebes and Niobe, slain by Apollo and Artemis because Niobe, born of the royal house of Phrygia, had boastfully compared the greater number of her own offspring with those of Leto, Apollo's and Artemis' mother: a classic example of hubris."

So his Instagram profile picture is "without doubt one of the most elevated and ideal monuments to pederastic love of the whole ancient world" . . . https://i.sli.mg/OiuAN1.png

. . . and he just happens to post a photo to his Facebook of a sculpture of a child wounded/killed by Gods? Tell me I'm dreaming.