Alefantis ALSO said there is NO basement at Comet.
That would also be easy to prove.
There is something in the flippancy in the way he said it that made it stick in my mind. Maybe there is "no basement" per se, but does that mean no tunnels? No hidden rooms? No ???,
The doors might eventually have to be busted down at Comet and the place turned upside down and walls smashed by Law Enforcement with Video.
Of course, this might be a chance for Geraldo to redeem himself.
Yeah, he says he harvests 10 tons of tomatoes, cans them, and keeps them in his basement. Maybe he's just exaggerating, and my math is bad, but wouldn't that be a couple thousand cans of tomatoes? Where does he source this stuff?
Also, who the fuck speaks of Guy Fieri in such glowing terms?
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SoSickInside ago
Alefantis ALSO said there is NO basement at Comet.
That would also be easy to prove.
There is something in the flippancy in the way he said it that made it stick in my mind. Maybe there is "no basement" per se, but does that mean no tunnels? No hidden rooms? No ???,
The doors might eventually have to be busted down at Comet and the place turned upside down and walls smashed by Law Enforcement with Video.
Of course, this might be a chance for Geraldo to redeem himself.
Google: Geraldo Al Capone's Vault.
SecureYourSeats ago
Well in this article Alefantis said there WAS a basement. http://www.metroweekly.com/2015/04/from-scratch-james-alefantis/ use the CTRL f feature to find it
NerdyNoodle ago
The word basement has been SCRUBBED from the Metro Weekly article at some point in the last 15 hours, Ministry of Truth style. Sh*t.
But we have the archive version
waxdino ago
Yeah, he says he harvests 10 tons of tomatoes, cans them, and keeps them in his basement. Maybe he's just exaggerating, and my math is bad, but wouldn't that be a couple thousand cans of tomatoes? Where does he source this stuff?
Also, who the fuck speaks of Guy Fieri in such glowing terms?
ThrowMeAVoat ago
NICE FIND!
I want to see someone confront him on that...
RecycledUser ago
I don't think we'll get much more info out of him, unfortunately.