MAGABoomer ago

Yeah, would hate to see their search terms..."bloody anus bondage" "Baby shopping" "broomsticks and vaginas"

Creepy shit is creepy.

MAGABoomer ago

Fucking Chuck E. Cheese...damn. Rape/bondage pics appear to be "asian" in origin...fake broomstick up vag photo? Who thinks of these things? And the bunch of babies in seats...fuck.

LargePepperoni ago

Dataanti ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

i wish they where as clear as this music video

also Peter Dinklage is in it ;) 0:50

(i know its not actually him but damn.... it could be his dad? XD)

vector3rector ago

Here is a directory to theapes.com, with access to other material people haven't brought up.

/new/ 401 Unauthorized ** This is the login if someone wants to have fun.

/pipermail/ 200 OK ** I couldn't get this to open

/pics/ 200 OK

/gfx/ 200 OK

/video/ 200 OK

/mailman/ 403 Forbidden

/misc/ 200 OK

/blog/ 200 OK

/list/ 200 OK

/catalog/ 200 OK

/audio/ 200 OK

/cgi-bin/ 403 Forbidden

Also when searching it's https:// directory, found one more /manual/ 403 Forbidden

 

Here is a link to an article, that I believe should raise some eyebrows.

It seems pretty normal for the most part, except one thing.

Question:

So, does this make DIY spaces more difficult or does it just depend?

Answer:

Some of the best shows we’ve played have been in basements but other times it’s been like a living nightmare. Like, you get to the person’s house and it’s like, two kids on the sofa. And they’re like, “Hey, we can fix you some food.” That happens a lot. But it’s still fun.

Why would a band that has been "touring" since 1999 [according to their websites "diary"]., including Europe in 2002, commit to doing small events, at a private home, for two children? Especially given the type of music they play and the genre of "art" they like to display and joke about. Lets not forget, they said:

That happens a lot. But it’s still fun.

Mind you this article was written in 2012. The first concert at Comet Ping Pong was in 2006.

Last thing. I would like to point you to, is Ms. Amanda Kleinman's state of mind. Below is a copy from her website /blog/. Notice the author is MajesticApe.

MONDAY, APRIL 21, 2008: How to Have Fun with Your Favorite Junkie: posted by Majestic Ape at 8:24 AM

How to Have Fun With The Family Junkie

  1. Steal his shit first

  2. Hide the spoons

  3. Switch his brown chewy lump with clustered snake turds

  4. Rat on his dealer

  5. Write on his face with a sharpie when he's nodding

  6. Dip his needles in pee- pee

  7. Put tacks on the bathroom floor just before he vomits

  8. Tell him his poetry sucks

  9. Change the locks and bar the windows, this time for real!

  10. Put him in a straightjacket to induce withdrawl and pump and pump a Tammy Faye Baker sermon through the speakers at full blast.

Im just leaving this out here for people to archive and examine on their own.

lurch91 ago

So what is the user and pass?

User: ? Pass: ?

Thank you in advance

vector3rector ago

If you click the /catalog/ hyperlink, it looks like their shop was taken down, but left a sql error for a "apes3". My guess is that's probably the login. Password: Ill leave that for someone else.

Caution by the way. I began getting certificate error's while I was scanning the website when I first found the stuff.

angular_planes ago

2:12 - "I NO LUV"... Looks like a skat reference on the screen. Someone help me out, but what I'm reading is: "how's your vinyl collection?" "Great... I love to take a dump on one album then use another to press it down into a nice fecal _____."

These people are fucked. There isn't even humor to it.

Dataanti ago

hey man, aint nothing wrong with getting a little messy :D

angular_planes ago

You're right, I take it back. Gargle shit for all I care, just leave the kids alone.

lurch91 ago

It says:

"Of course, you were probably looking for something else.

Go back to The Apes homepage and try again."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Skanda ago

There's something truly disturbing about Majestic Ape.