Riva ago

Coke? Sure I've got shit tons of the stuff! Invite all my friends over for coke parties officer. See? Coca-cola brewed right here in my basement.

Sure. Totally legit. These fucks need to go to prison.

DeltaBravoTango ago

Then they arrest you for stealing the secret recipe.

LargePepperoni ago

It's possible this was written to rank on google for when people discovered his pizza emails. This kind of seo work could take up space on the front page months later.

CJJacobs ago

Get this to the top! Unbelievable. These people crazy-linked-up-together and always-mentioning-pizza. :(

quantokitty ago

But will they have pool time ... that's what I want to know.

altpizza ago

Pizza Gate SPEAK UP

First they came after the Pizza eaters, but I didn't care because I didn't eat pizza

Then they found out that Sushi was code for people who liked to face-fuck dead fish, and they arrested sushi people, I didn't care if sushi eaters went to FEMA, as I didn't eat sushi

Then they came for the shit eaters I was fucked; When they came for me there was nobody to SPEAK UP

Jeighdubs01 ago

And an Islamic center on the block, how convenient.

Psalm100 ago

And another one of Obama's new neighbors will be Ellen Miller: "The former Senate staffer is best known as cofounder of the pro-open-government Sunlight Foundation and the Center for Responsive Politics."

https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/06/29/obamas-new-neighborhood-kalorama-neighbors/

chickyrogue ago

they say he has a dungeon so will obama have a tunnel access two doors down

derram ago

https://archive.is/kOmzE :

Obamas’ Next Home: 9 Bedrooms in a Wealthy Washington Neighborhood - The New York Times

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