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nimblenav ago

First email

Headcount!

Who all is in the Austin office today who is going to want pizza? We only have one slice and we need to know how thinly to slice it...

Simply send a single response, filed, color-coded, double-sided and appropriately labeled, signed in triplicate and set on fire.

Second email

Does the pizza offer include those of us who can't make the meeting because we're out here editing? 'Cos if so, count me in.

Third email

Are you sure this might not be a Jim Jones Kool-Aid event? Teekell, pls eat my slice.

Craic_Cocaine ago

"This e-mail is color-coded in black and white and will combust in 30 seconds."

Didn't Podesta drop a black and white handkerchief while looking for his pizza-related map?

nimblenav ago

what is an hankerchief and what are you talking about?

PizzaAccount ago

The purpose of the handkerchief at a sex club is to indicate what you are in to by wearing it somehow. Certain colors indicate certain fetishes that you're into so the other patrons know.

ClintonIsEvil ago

He is talking about this e-mail sent to Podesta, which if not for the obvious connotations is equally nonsensical.