I found this on twitter. No identification of its origins. Have you seen this sick document before? If so, where did it come from?

NewCummer (Instructions)

Text from image: Last month’s satisfied customers were raving about our “pizza” and we know you will too! Repeat customers know the drill. For newcummers, first run the program given to you by your special friend and all instructions on how to enjoy this joyous hobby will be easily understandable. But please, remember the penalties for breaking the rules, which are also included in the program. Very few have broken the rules, and needless to say the penalties are harsh. Al pricing is included in the app. The app will only run once, and the following requirements must be met: * The app is to be run from your own personal computer that only you have access * Your computer must be connected to the internet when run * The app must be run from your home * You must destroy the media on which you received the app

Remember the password that will activate the app as there will be no icons on your computer

November newcummers: 0

November’s specials

This month we have 5 fresh pizzas for your enjoyment. We also have 4 surviving pizzas from last month’s session, all are on sale at an extremely low price, as they are in poor health and not expected to survive so a requirement is that you finish eating your pizza after your session.

This month’s special includes a 30% discount on severe torture! Each image below is available for $1000 in fine print. Andrew also has some prints he would like to sell so contact him for more info (they are true masterpieces).