Boe_Jiden ago

People are starting to panic in Australia. There are no masks available nor hand sanitizer. Grocery store shelves are getting low in my area. My work is running low on stock of everything because all our shits Chinese, Aussie stocks got fucking cleaned up the last few days everyone's selling hard assets because they are getting margin called.

Whydotheycallthem9s ago

It was the end of times, it was the best of times.

Cat-hax ago

Strange how all these people are just magically getting corona

lanre ago

800+ new cases in Korea in one day, their largest ever increase. Waiting on today's results.

https://covid2019.azurewebsites.net/

AdValorem ago

ACE-2 receptors highest in Chinese and Koreans. Smoking increases ACE-2 dramatically. Chinese have over 325 million smokers, who avg. 22 cigarettes per day. What about Korea?

lanre ago

Koreans also smoke a ton.

Bhanchod ago

is there a archive link for 1&2?

Blood-is-Nature ago

How about instead of polluting our heads with fear porn based on lies, we have a jolly little laugh about the so called jewish terrorists showing their hands? Here is a recent vid from Quantum of Conscience giving us his two cents on the topic and what do you know? No other than the official (((World Health Organization))) youtube account puts an ad right in our faces to make sure that we receive their fear porn propaganda. This is full blown 1984.

AdValorem ago

Let's ask some obvious questions.

How are these "last 48 hours WuFlu" stats any different than the typical common seasonal flu stats?

If we mitigate the “Chicken Little” narrative (DS assets in the MSM), a very different picture starts to surface. The Coronavirus reporting has an uncanny similarity to the Zika virus narrative from a few years ago. I posted on the Zika fraud earlier at: https://voat.co/v/GreatAwakening/3679329.

In fact, it appears the same Zika media blitz operation is again being used for the coronavirus operation. And we must also remember what Bill Gates and George Soros stated before the coronavirus ever got started.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10814760/bill-gates-predicted-coronavirus-simulation-33-million-die/

And also the obvious coded message being broadcasted.

https://youtu.be/OolIKLzL0Qs

If we consider past evidence from the Zika virus, the 2009 Swine Flu, and the 2003 SARs pandemic frauds, how can ANYONE trust the WHO and CDC for providing us with truthful information?

Recall that the WHO has been caught red-handed committing crimes against humanity.

https://thetruthrevolution.net/depopulation-vaccine-scientific-paper-exposes-infertility-drugs-being-used-in-tetanus-vaccines-in-kenya/

“WHO conducted massive vaccinations campaigns using the tetanus vaccine laced with HCG in Mexico in 1993 and Nicaragua and Philippines in 1994.’”

https://www.technocracy.news/vaccines-used-to-deliver-covert-birth-control-female-sterility/

Sterility Vaccines and Spermicidal Corn

https://www.joeplummer.com/sterility-vaccines-spermicidal-corn

Do you recall the CDC was caught breaking containment protocols and secretly flying Ebola victims into Atlanta a few years ago? You can’t make this stuff up.

Where are the independent studies for the coronavirus?

Investigative reporter Jon Rappoport has been accurately covering these “coming epidemic” hoaxes for over 19 years now. He says the focus is always on a “new novel virus” to which the evidence is always unsubstantiated. There only the “official researchers” who are involved with the “discovery” of the new virus. There is no confirmation from independent researchers.

https://blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/01/22/is-the-new-deadly-china-virus-a-covert-operation/

You might ask about the other cases of the China coronavirus being identified in other countries. Where did they come from?”

“Answer: How do you know these other cases are a result of the coronavirus? The symptoms in most of these fake epidemics are the same—they’re basic flu symptoms—fatigue, fever, cough, weakness. A person could come down with THAT for a hundred different reasons.”

https://blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/01/23/china-virus-epidemic-the-gong-show-on-roller-skates/

How much 5G is currently deployed in Wuhan, which is said to be the initial Chinese center for 5G deployment? Wuhan, of course, has been called “the epicenter of the coronavirus epidemic.” If 2018 and 2019 5G predictions are close to accurate, the answer would be: a lot.

Any significant deployment of 5G in Chinese cities can create human damage. And of course, in order to hide this damage, the cover story of THE VIRUS would be invoked. “Don’t blame our corporate 5G, or try to derail the hundreds of billions of dollars immediately coming our way. It’s the coronavirus. Salute the virus.”

Diseases are ALWAYS ubiquitous. The containment of any disease has everything to do with sanitation and good hygiene. In Wuhan, ask about the water supply in the market. Is it dirty? Check the refrigeration. Are the fish and animal meat always fresh? Is the place clean? Is it washed down well every day? Actually LOOK at the premises. Diseases are spread through filth and are mitigated by cleanliness. Where does the United States stand in comparison to sanitation infrastructure and hygiene as shitholes like Wuhan?

https://blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/01/23/china-virus-epidemic-the-gong-show-on-roller-skates/

AdValorem ago

We are starting to see the TRUTH about the WuFlu as being another nothing burger. You get a real sense of the 'Chicken Little' faggots lurking here by the posts having the down votes.

"The most dangerous thing about coronavirus is the hysteria"

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2020/02/the-most-dangerous-thing-about-coronavirus-is-the-hysteria/

"Wuhan Virus Watch: CDC Director Says Rod Rosenstein’s Sister “Misspoke” About Coronavirus Risk"

https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/02/wuhan-virus-watch-cdc-director-says-rod-rosensteins-sister-misspoke-about-coronavirus-risk/

President Press Meeting

https://twitter.com/i/events/1233829508291035137

"New England Journal of Medicine: Coronavirus Could Be No Worse than Flu"

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/02/28/new-england-journal-of-medicine-coronavirus-could-be-no-worse-than-flu/

Dr. Drew on the MSM Greatly Exasperating the Perils of Coronavirus

https://twitter.com/toscaausten/status/1233503093859520514?s=21

Dr. Drew Pinsky Debunks the Fake Coronavirus News

https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2020/02/28/dr-drew-pinsky-debunks-the-fake-coronavirus-news/

ardvarcus ago

The Demonrats are going to work it for all its worth.

ardvarcus ago

Such a fucking joke. It's the flu. It's going to have the same arc as every other flu. Lots of people are going to catch it, and almost all of them are going to recover. A tiny percentage are going to die, mostly from complications caused by existing conditions. And then it will be over for a while. And maybe it will come back in a mutated form, but so what? By then the government will have pumped most people full of a vaccine that either does nothing, or makes things worse, but people will feel protected and they won't over-react as they are over-reacting right now.

Obrez ago

It is 300 times more fatal than the current flu. Which is an extremely deadly flu this year, requires hundreds more hospital hours per case on average is not treatable with simple antibiotics and keeps people sick for 2 to 5 weeks. 20% require 2 weeks minimum in a hospital with a machine breathing for them because they get viral pneumonia because the virus favorite breeding ground is cells which express ACE2 genes, cells with these genes aren't just in your lungs they are in many other places most vitally in your testicles and kidneys. The virus likely sterilizes these men.

You are sticking your head in the sand and ignoring the severity of the threat because it makes you uncomfortable, stop spreading disinfo to assuage your own fears.

notallfrogs ago

What source to you have for Corona-Chan sterilizing men?

Obrez ago

Start at 8kun /pnd/

You are looking for info on ACE2 a gene expression in some people's cells that effect cells in lungs, kidneys, and testes most notably, I got the Feb 5th paper published by chinese scientist trying to call non chinese to action from /pnd/(new home of /pol/) but it's a .png from an old thread.

Virus is almost certainly an engineered monster it starts it's life cycle as nCoV19 then finds cells to reprooduce in, non ACE2 cells seem to reproduce nCoV19 ACE2 cells reproduce COVID19, it's like the face huggers in alien. ACE2 is essentially an activation switch to make it into the deadly viral pneumonia that sterilizes and fucks up survivors. What is strange is that ACE2 expression while a minority cross section of the population indicating it is a new gene relatively, is the superior gene expression over ACE1, almost no people with ACE2 expressions in their lungs ever have asthma, most top athletes in aerobic sports have ACE2.

Chempergrill ago

Community spread in Washington state as well.

Now all 3 west coast states have at least one confirmed case of unknown origin.

If you haven't stocked up yet, you're running out of time.

AndrewBlazeIt ago

63 cases in the US over the course of like 6 fucking weeks

Oh well, I guess pack it in, guys, humanity is over.

Obrez ago

The result of effective quarantine procedures couldn't stop it.

speedisavirus ago

Pretty sure that Nigerian case was in Lagos. There are like 20 million people in that city and it's sprawl. That's more than twice of NYC. Plus shit healthcare and most of it's slums maybe corona-chan can solve the world's nigger problem.

Bushtaco321 ago

This flu is just a scape goat for the banks and federal reserve fucks. So after there disastrous policy we dont string them from trees

Obrez ago

It ain't just a flu.

speedisavirus ago

I like Wucy-chan which is what BPS has been calling it to try and stop getting demonitized.

SpunRecord ago

Corona Virus is made up.

It is the vehicle being used to take the blame for a financial crisis.

We all knew there was going to be another bubble pop. We all thought "surely this time they'll pay". Nope. Now there's an imaginary disease rampaging 100s of thousands of people who none of are being photographed or are talking about it on social media. Where is the hyped up social media account of the guy with corona virus getting tons of views for a subject billions of people are interested in? O? There isn't one? That's strange. . . . .

Distraction.

Looks successful so far.

Obrez ago

It caused the pop, you stupid nigger.

SpunRecord ago

Something was coming already you stupid faggot

Obrez ago

Something

What was it was a housing bubble again? maybe student loan debt bubble, maybe a car loan bubble?

What was this nebulous "something" or are you just echoing someone else's hypothesizing?

Think for yourself, retard. That might be a fruitless venture for someone of your intellect though.

toobaditworks ago

The something in this case is the Repo loans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdsZRyg03HI

SpunRecord ago

By your own logic, I have to disagree with you you fucking neanderthal.

brandnewset ago

Dogs have it. Great

Crondilate ago

Does it make them sick and can it kill them too? Or are they OK and just spread it all over the place once infected?

randomfuckingidiot ago

Are we going to have to send apology cards to the ATF Dogshoot Team now?

SquishedSpam ago

Echineacia works for both human and dog respiratory problems.

ChaosCrusader ago

Not even the good boys are safe.

Exit ago

The great awakening retards think its a hoax. Goats I hope you are prepared for the level of chimpout that is going to happen if you are anywhere near niggers.

KILLtheRATS ago

How long are you thinking?

Exit ago

I would prepare for the real possibility of being quarantined. Maybe a month or two.

AnthraxAlex ago

We will start seeing supply shortages within 2 weeks as whatever stock amazon and Walmart has dwindles they will become progressively worse while at the same time the virus will be spreading. This is probably going to be a 3 month long slow speed train wreck. Niggers will be getting crazy within a week or two of your local grocery running out of food. I expect at some point military will deploy in the largest cities and attempt to do shit like distribute MRE's water and maintain quarantine that will last for about 3-4 weeks until the military units themselves start experiencing high infection rates and casualties from being in close contact with the infected. After the military withdraws or collapses your on your own by that time wide spread panic and civil disorder will be in every large and mid sized city.

CoronavirusPatient0 ago

I think I found a way to explain to you how ridiculous your calculations are. Right now we should be at around 100,000 total infected of which lets just say 4000 have passed away in the almost 2 months since the start of the spread. By your logic we can still expect 35,000 of those 100,000 to pass away before they recover from Coronavirus. That's using your approximate figure of 35% mortality rate. Are you starting to grasp are ridiculous your calculations are yet??? 👈👌👆😊

AnthraxAlex ago

It does not matter how you feel about the numbers that i stated. It only matters that out of completed cases recorded by multiple countries outside of china 35% have died based on the official statistics of dead vs recovered. So yes based on these numbers from johns hopkins we are looking at about 35,000 more deaths that most likely already occoured because china isnt reporting their numbers honestly and most likely they have 100 million infected and can expect 35 million deaths during the course of this or more.

CoronavirusPatient0 ago

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CoronavirusPatient0 ago

You really need to work on your math but here's some valid information if you're interested. Please delete or fix this ridiculous post because it is not even in the ballpark of accurate https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-rate/

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/coronavirus-fatality-rates-vary-wildly-depending-on-age-gender-and-medical-history-some-patients-fare-much-worse-than-others-2020-02-26

CoronavirusPatient0 ago

Your mortality rate numbers are so far off it's ridiculous. Where in God's name did you come up with these. The overall mortality rate is between 1 and 4.8% at the very most.

AnthraxAlex ago

look you cannot include incomplete cases in the calculation for mortality rates. YOu can only count the number who have recovered and the number who have died. Mortality is calculated by dead / (dead + recovered) There are only two possible outcomes you either recover or you die. Including incompleted cases in that calculation makes the resultant meaningless. This is basic fucking statistics.

CoronavirusPatient0 ago

You are completely incorrect. Yale already came out with the most comprehensive study using 50,000 Chinese as a sample group and calculated it at 4.8% . Since then estimates have actually lowered from that percentage to roughly 2.5% Your numbers are completely fabricated and you know it. Are you telling me you know more than the experts I linked you to and Yale? Honestly man you're just trying to scare people. Your numbers are not based in reality at all. Virtually every single expert on the planet disagrees with you and your method. Be a decent human being and delete that garbage. And to prove my point I challenge you to link me to anything on the internet from anyone with any credentials supporting your numbers or even anything near them.

AnthraxAlex ago

They are including incomplete cases in their calculation and its wrong. They are also using the chinese numbers which are cooked by the communist party whos only perogative is to get trade opened back up to their country. I gave you the calculation for mortaity rate and the source for how to look up the number of recovered and the number dead in each country listed by johns hopkins. If you cant use the math to calculate the mortality rate for those countries outside of china who are likely to be reporting as accurately as they can collect the data thats your problem not mine.

CoronavirusPatient0 ago

This is just too stupid for me to even debate with you. I don't mean that to be an insult to you. You just don't know any better. The right thing for you to do would be to remove those numbers. Like I said show me one piece of supporting evidence to support your mortality rate figures. Just one, how about it doesn't even need to be a credentialed person. Just find one person in the whole world that agrees with you and your method.

AnthraxAlex ago

https://academic.oup.com/aje/article/162/5/479/82647

Yep. The gist of the paper is that case fatality rates that include incomplete cases were lower than the actual mortality rate by a signifigant amount dourning the origional sars outbreak and that.

In this paper, we show how to estimate the case fatality ratio during the course of an epidemic by adapting the Kaplan-Meier method for use with two outcomes—death and recovery.

Kaiserkrone ago

Mortality rate = dead / (dead + recovered)

All these numbers are highly misleading right now. We don't have enough data yet. For example, it seems that the number of cases in Italy are much higher than currently officially confirmed, because they did not test enough. The numbers of Iran can go right into the bin. That countries' system is a joke.

AnthraxAlex ago

If the numbers are higher than those officially confirmed we are well and truly fucked because the numbers i calculated are based on the official numbers released from those countries. The fact that Irans numbers are in line with everyone elses leads me to believe they are atleast reporting the hospital cases accurately. They have less reason to liek because if it can be shown as a true energency sanctions can be lifted and ive heard that the sanctions are being lifted to fight this thing.

Kaiserkrone ago

I'm not saying the death toll is higher than reported. But we don't know how many people really have the virus right now. It might be a lot higher which means that the actual mortality rate is much lower.

Here is a current comprehensive overview on the situation : https://www.who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/who-china-joint-mission-on-covid-19-final-report.pdf

Yes, it's the WHO. Make of it what you will. From what I understand the mortality rate is about 1%, very much depending on what Country you live in, how old you are and preexisting conditions.

The problem is that this fucker is very easily spread and might spread without being noticed for quite a while, as seems to be the case in Italy.

With regards to Iran, I listened to an interview with a well known German virologist (Christian Drosten) who said that Iran's numbers are way off, because they don't have the same infrastructure as normal western countries.

AnthraxAlex ago

No incomplete cases do not affect mortality rates. Only completed cases can be counted. Including incomplete cases into a mortality statistic yeilds a meaningless number.

Kaiserkrone ago

Yes, and we don't know how many people have been cured because we don't know how many were sick, because not everyone with a cough gets tested. If you have severe symptoms and get hospitalized and tested, you are already in a very small subset of all cases. In Germany we have about 80 known cases. Only one is life threatening. Most people just have mild symptoms. How many cases do we really have ? Nobody knows. But the severe cases are probably known. That's why the numbers are skewed.

AnthraxAlex ago

we have a sample set of people who have recovered and died and thats being measured by the hospitals. Now maybe more serious cases go to the hospital so mortality will be 5-10% lower in the unreported portion of the population but im not expecting it too be significantly different because in a quarantine situation they are scraping up people and sending them to hospitals as they test positive regardless of if those people would have gone to the hospital on their own.

Kaiserkrone ago

Well, what you expect is your prerogative. Experts have very different expectations. Let's get back to this in a few months.

randomfuckingidiot ago

And if you have no food to steal, they'll probably eat you

armday2day ago

Ultimate fuck fantasy

AnotherGrayman ago

Paging @maroonsaint

armday2day ago

Haha well I meant "cuck" not "fuck" but it's too late to change

Maroonsaint ago

What’s this got to do with me. Aside from the fact I’ll thoroughly enjoy these animals doing what they do best. I am stocked up though. I could go atleast a month on the food Iv bought. Maybe more

AnotherGrayman ago

Someone called being eaten by starving niggers the "ultimate fuck fantasy" and it sounded up your alley.

Inaminit ago

To the teeth.

FacelesOne ago

Anything the Qews are against, I'm usually willing to at least give a second look. Whenever the propaganda arm for the jew-controlled US MIL is trying to distract me, I pay more attention.

bb22 ago

In that case, you better go buy hundreds of dollars worth of emergency supplies immediately, because the Qews aren’t worried. Show them how retarded they are and go spend your day preparing for the apocalypse!

fightknightHERO ago

Don't worry goyim, we already have a (((vaccine))) to make this (((virus))) disappear

thecajunone ago

They'll make it mandatory too. Get ready. Shit is about to get real.

ussliberty ago

What are our options if they really make it mandatory.

thecajunone ago

You know there's only one option left then

ketoll ago

That's great! Why, just this morning I was thinking "How can I weaken my body's immune system in time for the next virus strain that they'll engineer?"

OutlawCountry ago

and more people die of the common flu

every year

Inaminit ago

More have died already this year in the US from Swine Flu than all Corona deaths so far. But that's still is no reason not to prepare for the worst. I'm covering my ass no matter what YOU do, Cowboy... Right now, I'm wishing I had a truckload of 1/2" plate steel.

generate ago

so far

you are not a chimp, you can do math right?

Inaminit ago

GFYF

generate ago

yep you are a stupid chimp

Inaminit ago

Hope you run out of toilet paper.

OutlawCountry ago

you'd should of prepped decades ago

now hurry to Wal-Mart because the tv told you too

Inaminit ago

Your poor grammar indicates you have an IQ of <90... Go be a nigger somewhere else, cowboy.

OutlawCountry ago

fuck off grammar NAZI

your points are invalid because you don't use proper grammar hurdedurr

my IQ @ 140

I'm whiter than you shit skin

Inaminit ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Piss off, simpleton.

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Yeah, and the flu totally infects the entire world in 5 months, leaving survivors sterile

Totally the same

Totally

OutlawCountry ago

actually it does fucking retard lmao

AdmiralEnchilada ago

No moron, its endemic to each area. It doesnt go around the world, there are hundreds of variants active at once

But youve got a big brain dont you

OutlawCountry ago

everybody died of SARS etc.

I " got " the correct way is " you have a "

big everything jealous?

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Ohh, i see you're a nit picking ninny too. Now i see why white women choose rape apes over you

OutlawCountry ago

I'm literally going to eat fresh seafood,drink fine spirits, and have my pick of many young beautiful white women, later tonight.

white women don't fuck niggers, low IQ roasty Thots do.

I literally laugh at people like you.

stbelmont ago

Any female who'd have sex with you within hours of meeting you is low quality, and to thus a match. Way to wave the VD flag.

OutlawCountry ago

you jealous woman?

stbelmont ago

Of being diseased?

OutlawCountry ago

no that even your dog won't fuck you

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Sure dude, and i bet you're not obese or obtuse either

OutlawCountry ago

6'

170 lbs

ran 2 mi with a rucksack this morning

how about you taco nigger?

PinkiePunk ago

Has there been any info on sterility? Curious.

Obrez ago

It seems to target cells expressing ACE2 genes people with these expressions get the viral pneumonia and it infects the cells with ACE2 expressions in their kidneys and testicles.

It's hard to accurately say that chinese have a higher population of people with ACE2 gene expressions seems about 20% europeans might have 16% of the population with ACE2 expressions niggers have maybe 10% ACE2 expression.

There is a chance western europeans are closer to 10% than 16%.

People who get the viral pneumonia have a 14% fatality rate and all them require machines to breath for them at least 2 weeks.

ACE2 takes genetic testing to confirm but it appears ACE2 is associated with strong lungs and asthmatics rarely have ACE2 expressing genes in their lungs.

HillBoulder ago

So it's likely it affects strong and healthy lungs more so than damaged lungs?

Obrez ago

What are generally regarded as strong and healthy lungs, yes.

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Article

Site with research papers on the subject

Not gonna look through to find the exact paper as this shits moving fast and ive got a life, but here you a go. Have fun digging in

Dont believe anything boomers tell you. The few smart enougj to get ahead of this are already leaving us all in the dust

generate ago

your links are shit faggot

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Well, being that i spent all of 60 seconds looking it up, no shit

Being that you're to lazy or dumb to spend 65 seconds looking it up, i dont care about your opinion.

Figure it out yourself faggot.

Im not your fucking daddy

generate ago

no you are just shitposting because this is virtual world and you think there are no consequences being a faggot, guess what you are same moron in real life

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Ahh, i see you believe MSM lock n step

Coward

SquishedSpam ago

Was a medical article. It floating round boat somewhere, maybe use search voat with keyword kidneys.

Corona-chan also attacks the kidneys and testes.

PinkiePunk ago

Was it pubmed? I'll search again in a few days, sometimes it takes a few days for engines to index results. Not seeing anything right now but I am curious about this. Do you happen to remember if it sterilized men or women?

SquishedSpam ago

I recall the risk being for males.

PinkiePunk ago

That makes sense.

PinkiePunk ago

I'd be curious to see if this could be treated with some sort of temporary blocker. The issue seems to be that the virus is binding to essential receptors. Totally spitballing here, but perhaps we could a) create an antibody-like protein that bound to the receptor and blocked it partially, then treated patients intravenously with a modified form of the molecules usually transported, that bound with the antibody to cross the channel.

SquishedSpam ago

I think probably have to inundate the body with a competing antigen that binds to the same receptor.

PinkiePunk ago

Thanks for looking that up! Appreciate it mate :) will read.

Zebezian ago

I have been seeing this claim pop up, too. More info would be good.

PinkiePunk ago

This is the first I've heard of it, but viruses can cause sterility. If you hear something, reply to this post and if I do, I will.

123456788 ago

Source on the sterile part?

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Article

Site with research papers on the subject

Not gonna look through to find the exact paper as this shits moving fast and ive got a life, but here you a go. Have fun digging in

OutlawCountry ago

In a couple months when it's the next media sensation your talking about, are you going to be offended when I call you a retard?

AdmiralEnchilada ago

In 3 weeks when you're watching cities locked down, will you kill yourself?

OutlawCountry ago

no I'm going to laugh because I live in the country

AdmiralEnchilada ago

Well, enjoy the nigger hordes. Id make a drinking game of shooting them if i were you

OutlawCountry ago

bullets are expensive I made a flame thrower and I will

AdmiralEnchilada ago

I can respect that you'd be the only other person i know smart enough to. My flame thrower is made out of a fire extinguisher so i can get it into a courteous or mosque without being detected lol

Nosfewratsjews ago

Can I have your stuff?

OutlawCountry ago

stuff like shit made in China

muh flat screen!

ok boomer

OutlawCountry ago

I'm divorced with two kids, what stuff?

zxvczxcv ago

Guy who comes in to be the nihilist and condescend anyone concerned about their safety because of carona admits to making such great life decisions that he's divorced with two kids and penniless. The jokes on Voat basically write themselves.

OutlawCountry ago

I'm all for self-reliance, I'm a wealthy man because I treasure things worth more than fiat currency, your out of your league fucking with me, Pleb!

Whydotheycallthem9s ago

Honorable mention for reaction comedy goes to London, where they're planning to turn Hyde Park into a morgue, and MP Aiken actually said the following:

If it does turn into a pandemic, the U.K. is the best country to be in, because “we are so on it for contingency planning,” Aiken, an MP for Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party, said in an interview on Friday. But Aiken, who is also a councilor for the Westminster area which includes the park, said she’s alert to the risk of contagion in the U.K. capital.

Haha. London is so fucked. Especially with that population density.

Guardbuddy ago

And the brown "person" density.

PinkiePunk ago

Don't underestimate London's ability to deal with a crisis.

Frankeh ago

They were fine when it was a country of civilized white people I don't think they'll last long anymore

PinkiePunk ago

That's my country you're talking about. We'll be here long after you yanks are in the ground.

Sitnikoff ago

Ok boomer

PinkiePunk ago

Too young, sorry.

FacelesOne ago

Because they're unarmed and at the mercy of the Government?

Mr_Quagmire ago

Because diversity is their strength™!!!

PinkiePunk ago

Because we can take down a terrorist in eight minutes. And because when people bomb us, we organize, we run towards the disaster and pull the survivors out. LMP are some of the best officers in the world. Also out of all western countries, we have the most experience of daily vigilance. If you want to test that theory, go abandon a bag on the Underground (spoiler - they will safely detonate it).

England survived the blitz, we survived the plague (please check out Eyam - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyam - if you want to see how we dealt with quarantine last time), we will survive this.

Bojo is a cunt though, I hope he gets the flu and shits himself in the Commons.

Boe_Jiden ago

London isn't what it was back then mate. And you know it.

Hand-Banana ago

lmao, go ahead and run towards the virus

PinkiePunk ago

Yeah we don't run towards stuff we can't help with, My point is that the UK is good at being prepared for stuff. And we have the balls to go in and lend a hand despite danger if we need to. Shit, last terrorist attack, some dude went after the guy with a narwhal tusk.

Goys-R-Us ago

Shit, last terrorist attack, some dude went after the guy with a narwhal tusk.

Sir/Ma'am, I hate to tell you this but you're truly an idiot if you think this really happened.

PinkiePunk ago

Be a real doll for me, and go ahead and search for 'narwhal terrorist.' I'd link you an article, but I don't know what sources you hate, so I'm just gonna give you the search terms and let you go find the awesome story of the man who tried to defend England's glory and honor with an ancient keratin spear.

It's Ma'am, and may I just note that you are a gentleman/woman for even considering that someone on here might have a gash.

Goys-R-Us ago

might have a gash.

lol, classy.

I'm aware of the story. My point is that the media is owned by the powers that be and they are propagandizing the shit out of us. I don't believe that incident actually happened, despite the heavy news coverage.

Are you interested in learning how deep the rabbit hole goes? I'll point you to a couple of well researched websites that will provide you with evidence of what I'm saying - not necessarily about that incident (although I'm sure I could find one that dissects it) but enough about other incidents that you'll come to understand how all encompassing the Matrix is. It's a reddish/black pill if you're up for it.

Inaminit ago

Yeah, scream for their bigger cousin to help.

downton-stabby ago

Nah, just pile the dead up and get your beer steins out. Ring around the Rosies and all that guv'na.