All rednecks and cowboys are Russian. You can believe me, because I was born in the South and this makes me an expert on all things Southern - especially Russian identification.
Russia obviously was behind the attack. And one of their operatives screwed up with the comms, and the two swat members heard the plans and went to investigate. /s
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Maroonsaint ago
How can we fit Russia into this narrative is all I wanna know
8thDeadlySin ago
All rednecks and cowboys are Russian. You can believe me, because I was born in the South and this makes me an expert on all things Southern - especially Russian identification.
Maroonsaint ago
I was born in Mississippi so I’m more southern than you are
Justsomeone ago
I was born in south america, so suck it, tovarisch.
8thDeadlySin ago
Probably more Russian as well.
Ina_Pickle ago
Can confirm. I grew up in the south and lived for several years in MS. The further south you go the thicker the Russian accent gets.
Classified ago
Russia obviously was behind the attack. And one of their operatives screwed up with the comms, and the two swat members heard the plans and went to investigate. /s
Maroonsaint ago
/s for serious. Got it
Classified ago
You'd make a good journalist. /serious :)