You should probably know this about the Friday Night Guitar Thread (FNGT). (music)

submitted ago by TheBuddha

I'm not sure if folks realize this.

Let's start with what I know to be true.

The eldest hoodlum, on average, dumps about 12 to 40 hours into each guitar thread. That's 40 hours she spent rehearsing and learning each song we submit. That's an average. It's sometimes more. Sometimes, it takes her a couple of months to be able to play her part.

I have put in more than 50k hours into learning to play the guitar. I only spend 1 to 3 hours per thread, for most threads. It's significantly more if there are multiple tracks that need doing.

I've put well over 50,000 hours into practicing and playing.

Now... That's just me and the eldest hoodlum (who proudly says she is nearing a year of real study).

That's JUST us.

Think about the number of hours the rest of the folks have done. We have regular submitters who have done their work for years.

Carl Suitor (I hope I spelled that right) is a country musician who would rather share his work on voat, for free, in the guitar thread. Yes, he has found the thread and loves sharing his work there. He's played as a pro and is a recording artist. He'd rather YOU listen than get paid.

(Someone should ping him.)

Anyhow, my point is this:

We put so many hours of work into this and it's not for ego. It's just to give you something creative and to enjoy ourselves. Crazy Eyes does this every week - showing you how to live it up like you're a rock star. Shit, our archivist puts more hours into the thread than I do.

My point is this...

We work REALLY fucking hard to bring you new music every week.

Fuck me. Ignore me. I just get the shit started. Pay attention to everyone else, because they're doing it for you.

Maybe you can take a few minutes to learn what they do and to thank them for it?

I'll see you in the thread, in just about 3.5 hours.

Hysterical ago

50,000 hours is 5.7 years, that's a lot of time.

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

You know, that's cool at all, but why do you force it on us with a sticky every fucking Friday?

TheBuddha ago

Force?

Don't be retarded. Thanks.

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

Explain that fucking sticky on the main page you stupid fucking retard

TheBuddha ago

There's no force. You can just scroll right on by it. You also don't need to cry about it.

You really might want to reevaluate your thinking process. The irony of you calling me retarded is even better.

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

ITS A STICKY. ITS FORCED. IT'S THERE FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE TO SEE. WE CANNOT AVOID IT. IT'S THERE. IT'S ANNOYING JUST LIKE CAPS LOCK.

TheBuddha ago

Scroll down past it. Tada! You don't even have to open it up and enjoy the music inside.

You're not being forced to do anything. You're just a whiny cunt looking for reasons to be outraged.

You might as well get used to it. It's going to keep getting stickied. Nobody will ever force you to enjoy it. I promise.

Nadeshda ago

Live a little, it’s a fun thing and ignoring a sticky is not hard to do... Voat OC is always good no matter how you look at it...

smokratez ago

hoodlum

You mean nigger?

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TheBuddha ago

You're so cute when you try to think and communicate!

smokratez ago

You are always a disgusting jew tranny faggot pedo.

TheBuddha ago

I love you!

smokratez ago

Gass yourself jew faggot.

TheBuddha ago

UV because I love you!

smokratez ago

I love how retarded you are. You are the dumbest faggot I know.

TheBuddha ago

Thanks!

smokratez ago

Eat glass faggot.

TheBuddha ago

I love you!!!

smokratez ago

Get aids in the dick nigger.

TheBuddha ago

Your impotent rage amuses me.

You gonna cry? That upper lip trembling yet? Want a tissue?

smokratez ago

Impotant? Isn't the amount of downvotes of your guitar thread steadily growing?

TheBuddha ago

Yes, impotent. I've got more SCP and CCP than you can meaningfully impact. You're literally powerless to do anything other than amuse me.

And it makes me chuckle.

smokratez ago

I am talking about public opinion about you and your merry bunch of tranny faggots.

TheBuddha ago

And? You think you have some control over that? On top of that, it's fine. Why? Because I still get my sticky. You can't change that. You're impotent. You control nothing.

You can't even control your bladder.

Sucks to be you. Tomorrow, you'll be just as jealous as you are today.

smokratez ago

You're incontinent? That's hilarious.

TheBuddha ago

That doesn't even make sense. Those emotions must be washing over you and curbing your ability to think.

You're really gonna cry, aren't you?

If it helps, you should just get used to being powerless. It's never going to change. You'll never even earn more than you do on welfare, so you won't even be able to buy yourself control of anything.

smokratez ago

Money is the only thing that gives power. lol. You couldn't be more jew shit if you tried.

TheBuddha ago

You can't even buy control. You're impotent and that's never going to change.

Your rage pleases me. Do, please, keep going. I like knowing that I have power over you. I like knowing that I control your emotions.

smokratez ago

What rage bro? I am laughing at how you are talking about yourself. Impotance and incontinence. Lol. What a sad existence. Then again, life is hell for all jews. That's why they want to turn it into hell for everyone else.

TheBuddha ago

Don't lie. You've been expressing anger this whole time. Trying to lie about it isn't going to help you. Not even you believe it.

Do, please, keep going. Your tears are delicious.

smokratez ago

Sociopaths always talk about themselves. All jews are sociopaths. Come on bruh. You can't be that stupid.

TheBuddha ago

You're still crying?

smokratez ago

jews always cry. It's all you know how to do.

TheBuddha ago

Says the kid that's sitting here crying to me.

smokratez ago

"If I repeat something enough it becomes true." The 5 year old mind of any jew.

TheBuddha ago

Says the guy repeating that they think I'm a Jew or a tranny.

Keep crying, son. Your tears are delicious.

smokratez ago

Ok. I don't have any more time for you today. It was hilarious hearing you talk about your incontinence and impotence. Thanks for that.

TheBuddha ago

It's okay that you cry. Don't let anyone tell you different.

0iamlordeyayaya0 ago

Do you have a job?

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Duchozz ago

Sounds kinda gay dude but I do enjoy seeing the thread in my feed

yt4cz9 ago

Who the fuck stickies this shit? I don't give a damn about guitars. I'm here to tell and listen to the truth about jews as are 99% of others.

PuttitoutIsGone ago

It does suck that that's what gets attention on Voat. So much shit going down in the real world and we sit here listening to music. Reminds me of the band on the Titanic playing as the ship goes down.

I do not feel it needs stickied. That being said, I do feel it has a place here. Just not on a pedestal.

TheBuddha ago

PuttItOut stickies it. He's the owner/admin.

You're welcome!

TheBuddha ago

No one cares what you think.

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

That is a fucking lie because the kikes try to shut down anti-jewish talk all the time here so people do care what that guy thinks

Heretohelpfats____ ago

3.5 hours is too long...but you posted this 4.1 hours ago. Time to break out something!

TheBuddha ago

I am drinking. What?

Intrixina ago

Just one thing of many which one can be doing to better themselves - is to learn how to play an instrument. There are other things that one can do to better themselves as well, if one is not musically inclined. I find that most goats are like that - they don't subscribe to mass amounts of attention whoring like the SJWs do - and do things for the love of doing them.

TheBuddha ago

Save your retardation for another time. Thanks.

Intrixina ago

I was agreeing with you, so I don't know where said "retardation" is?

smokratez ago

That's his true nature. He's a jew faggot pedo.

heretolearn ago

shut up and play the damn music!

looking forward to it (:

TheBuddha ago

Nice! LOL Less than an hour left!

NosebergShekelman ago

Carl Suitor (I hope I spelled that right) is a country musician who would rather share his work on voat, for free, in the guitar thread. Yes, he has found the thread and loves sharing his work there. He's played as a pro and is a recording artist. He'd rather YOU listen than get paid.

I think he's the one I sent over hither.

TheBuddha ago

Don't try to take credit for work you didn't do.

NosebergShekelman ago

Different guy? well who the hell did I send over here then? lol

TheBuddha ago

The DV is from a guy I caught making shit up, I'm pretty sure.

And... Well...

You NEED to see tonight's work.

Actually... No, you don't. It's REALLY bad!

NosebergShekelman ago

Is it this guy? https://voat.co/v/AskVoat/3221947

I told him about this place as soon as I seen his thread. I wouldn't even know any "new" country people, most likely.

You NEED to see tonight's work. Actually... No, you don't. It's REALLY bad!

I doubt that

googoogagaimababy ago

i dont make country...

NosebergShekelman ago

oh okay. I was confused.

TheBuddha ago

Are you high?

NosebergShekelman ago

A little. why?? What am I missing?

TheBuddha ago

A lot.

NosebergShekelman ago

I give up. You win.

TheBuddha ago

I always do.

NosebergShekelman ago

Always?? You're awful cocky

chuckletrousers ago

You're awful cocky

He's even got a picture of it on voat!

TheBuddha ago

Tnanks

TheBuddha ago

Shh.. Just let them go.

NosebergShekelman ago

I'll take yer word for it. There must be something I dont know about heh heh

Gravspeed ago

So when does it happen? What do you talk about?

Gigglestick ago

Talk about making a dude feel bad... I’m usually at work on Friday nights...

beesmeesmonies ago

the guitar is a dirty-gypsy instrument, notice how america started taking a nose dive with the promotion of guitar music, when gypsy-"jews" started pushing it in the 50's... the instrument with fast picking metal strins with fingers is always a challenge to play, never relaxing, comfortable or truly enjoyable with a flat fretboard!

learn to play a cello, viola, violin.. these instruments are human shape with curved soundboards and satisfaction is immediate simply by pulling a horsehair bow over strings, with a human sound.... invest in an electronic one, they can be silent for practice and very portable!

chirogonemd ago

Seriously, look at the Pipa or the Guqin.

Variations on stringed/fretted instruments are historically common to many cultures, and despite the fact I don't know the specific history of the modern guitar, it stands to reason that it is a pretty natural evolution of a music motif that has existed for a very long time and has been shared across cultures.

You're also demonstrating your stupidity.....WHEN and WHERE have you ever found ANYTHING Jews ever promoted that was:

(A) a challenge (B) uncomfortable

These are two things Jews avoid like the plague.

The instruments you are citing are still stringed instruments, simply with different actions and physical dynamics.

I get where you are going with this. You want to point out the subversion that came into society through rock' n roll. I get it. There are people out there who think rock starting in the 50s was the equivalent of what rap is doing to music today.

But it all has to do with the message in the music. There is nothing inherent to the guitar or to amplified guitar sound that is subversive. Are there rock bands out there that might have been? Maybe.

But you can enjoy a piece of music without letting it overcome your way of thinking. Sure, did Led Zeppelin engage with the occult? Maybe. Do I think I'm being possessed by a demon when I listen to their tracks? Nope.

Frankly, if the devil himself showed up right now and started playing a cello, or a violin, or a fucking guitar, God himself wouldn't sit there and say he wasn't good at it. He was an angel of music. Give the devil his due. You may not want to give him much more, I wouldn't. But good music is good music.

beesmeesmonies ago

bAbes... jews are playing the guitar, they are the agents and promoters of guitar players with subversive lyrics! Guitars are shit too play as they are always a challenge picking tight stell strings with fingers... look at violin, viola, cello music lessons on youtube, the students have favorable expressions of enjoyment as these instruments provide immediate joy, something a guitar rarely or never does even with advanced players!

Though you bring up the "devil", which simply means the opposition and a gaslighting word to scare simpletons into worshipping a fake god jesus, who was created by dirty-gypsy-arabian-jews to undermine caucAsian cultures institutions customs and gods... even the "apostles" are mossad agents... think man!!!

chirogonemd ago

Look At Some of His Expressions

You try and tell me this guy isn't enjoying the absolute hell out of this. Tell me that guitar isn't giving him joy.

dontcallmeacello ago

invidio.us/watch?v=uDOFIttS69I&t=77s

Just thought I'd help out some folks avoid jewtube.

beesmeesmonies ago

one out of a thousand, meanwhile everyone, even children, enjoy playing cello, viola and violin.... without all the mindnumbing sounds of "vanhalen"!!!

chirogonemd ago

Just different types of music, brother. I can sit down and appreciate Bach. But then there are moments where a different mood in me needs expression. When its a 75 degree day, sunny, and I'm cruising windows down in the car, Van Halen is capturing that moment better for me than Bach. They all have their place and their own unique sort of beauty. I wouldn't want a world that was absent of either one. I doesn't have to be "either-or" like you're making it. There are things this world doesn't have enough room for...that is why we are here on Voat. But there are things the world has plenty of room for, and that's music.

beesmeesmonies ago

so you enjoy dirty psyop music when youve lost your mind and speeding down a highway... ok babes!

dontcallmeacello ago

Dude, you're a fool. I love playing the guitar as much as I do my cello. I love the piano as much as the trombone....Okay, the trombones can suck my left nut if they are sitting behind me. Regardless, music is awesome. The guitar can do things other instruments can't, and it has nothing to do with a 'human shape' that a cello/violin has.

TheBuddha ago

Of all the replies, your comment is the only one that made me think, "Oh, wow! I didn't know anyone could be that retarded!"

Congrats!

beesmeesmonies ago

obviously you dont know what the word retarded means, outside of an insult... as i have supplied the most information, representing me as the least retarded... meanwhile you are the one stuck playing a retarded cheap (musically) instrument, well done mr. fool!

TheBuddha ago

Actually, I've decided to change my mind.

I'm going to do a rare thing and ask @puttitout to take a look at your voting history. There's something askew and it should probably be addressed.

beesmeesmonies ago

awesome babes... boot me off the site... i dont care.... suck my cock!

TheBuddha ago

No, you're retarded.

You could actually learn the history of the guitar. I've written about it extensively. In fact, I'm kinda considered an expert among certain spheres.

Also, stop voting yourself up. It is obvious and looks bad. Wait a few minutes and then do it.

captainstrange ago

Also, stop voting yourself up. It is obvious and looks bad. Wait a few minutes and then do it.

It's too bad no one ever appreciates this sort of advice TheBuddha. Try to meet people halfway and they just spit on anything sincere.

I used to think you were a shill, still do, but thats par for the course on voat. This guy though, beesmeesmonies, is definitely a shithead.

FWIW I've really enjoyed your guitar threads. Thank you for what you. Keep doing it.

TheBuddha ago

I am a shill. I shill for the Guitar Cabal.

You should buy a Gibson.

captainstrange ago

Part of me suspects this is just your plot to make 'being white' hip again and get some young guys laid.

TheBuddha ago

Wait until you find out I'm not (very) white!

captainstrange ago

B A S T E

beesmeesmonies ago

bebes sorry to step on your toes with your cheesy trashy instrument...

TheBuddha ago

Nah, step away. Just be accurate.

TheBuddha ago

You don't. You simply demonstrate your lack of understanding.

Who do you think invented the guitar?

beesmeesmonies ago

babes... idiots understand... wise people overstand... are you know larping as someone who was there and invented the guitar... or do you consider hearsay as fact?!.

TheBuddha ago

You might want to learn the history.

shitsrael ago

who cares about fake stories besides naive children and fools... the guitar is not a classy instrument!

TheBuddha ago

Yay for being stupid!

beesmeesmonies ago

i like how you tagged your name!

shmegegy ago

Chuck Berry was a jew?

beesmeesmonies ago

chuck berry is a grey-african-subsaharan-"cannibal" (((promoted))) by dirty-yiddish-gypsy-"jews" to undermine caucAsian communities...

heygeorge ago

All instruments/original performances are welcome in the FNGT. Please consider sharing your abilities with the group. Last week I shared a bit of piano.

beesmeesmonies ago

the (((promotion))) of guitar music, along with its lyrics that are usually traumatic, represent the decline in america, boycott the guitar... change the name of the threAd to something like Friday Night Live Orchestral Thread(no guitars please)....!!!

heygeorge ago

Lol, you can build or you can destroy. I see which camp you are in.

beesmeesmonies ago

babes... what i said is the truth...the only retort you have is a ad hominem and a laugh... and by the way my comments ARE about building a comfortable life...i dare you, order a electric viola, violin or cello... they are much easier to learn than the never enjoyable guitar... and yes i even personally knew the stevie ray vaughan family!!!

heygeorge ago

Be the change you want to see. That’s wonderful that you know famous people. No one cares.

What you have avoided mentioning is your musical talent and why you seem to prefer verbal criticism of others to sharing it.

beesmeesmonies ago

the guitar is used to (((promote))) gaslighting lyrics....

though here is one i like:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fU7hZ3smj0g

heygeorge ago

I thought that’s what the synthesizer was for.

That guy is pretty decent.

I look forward to hearing your shared musical talent.

Chiefpacman ago

You're in the " nothing is sacred, everything is a lie " mode.

Music is good. The guitar is good. It wasn't created in the 50s by Jews.

beesmeesmonies ago

it was created as a gypsy caravan instrument, are you the jew, as i didnt say it was created in the 50s, but heavily (((promoted))).... the guitar sucks and you know it if you play it.... i have 6 guitars, though the violin, viola and cello are actually enjoyable instruments, unlike any guitar!!!

Chiefpacman ago

It wasn't created by Gypsy Caravans either.

Really it is probably existed for a very long time in some variation. Tie a string to a table leg and strum it. You've got the idea going, get a hollow piece of wood to let the sound resonate and we have a guitar.

I don't understand how you can play instruments and not appreciate other instruments. I love the fiddle too but I don't know where we'd be today without the guitar and bass.

heretolearn ago

hates jews... links jewpedia sorry. it's funny.

beesmeesmonies ago

babes... the whole internet is (((controlled))) opposition.... including this site.... not funny!

Itsdone63 ago

Alright, fine. I'll check it out this week.

Chiefpacman ago

Same. OC is good C