xzars_folly ago

What is sad the ONLY reason I didn't think this was real was because of the Babylon Bee logo. If it had been posted on any other website I would have fully believed it.

Its a sign our society has gone completely insane and is burning down in flames.

geekpuk2 ago

Wrong!!

Negro soldiers did serve in segregated units for the US. The Free French forces used Negro colonial troops . The first Free French units to reach Paris after the Germans abandoned it were the Negro Colonial troops

De Gaulle did not include them during the Paris liberation victory marches, however.

Whitening ago

I'm sure some quentin tarantino type film maker will make a revisionist film, with non-Whites as the heroes, Whites as either racist , too frightened ,bumbling, et al. Surprised they haven't yet.

ilovejuices3 ago

When Babylon bee becomes the oracle.

mralexson ago

I don’t know about ww2 but I’ve read black troops were notorious for cowardice in the Korean War. They would uncommanded retreat and leave their equipment to Korean communists

lettersofmarque ago

I'm sure many minorities and women will be recognized at future D-Day memorials for the work they did stateside, without whose dedication and sacrifice the Normandy landing wouldn't have been possible.

Gubamaharama ago

The privilege of dieing for zog is a white one.

Maroonsaint ago

I have a question. How come if somebody makes a noise and then at the same time somebody makes the same exact noise the sound of both noises is louder than if one person made the same noise.

Thisismyvoatusername ago

It's actually not. Sound isn't real. It's an aural illusion.

KLDB ago

You are right CNN. Blacks should die in Jewish wars too. How do the blacks explain this? Reparations? They want money because their ancestors were slaves... So how do we white folk get reparations for our white fathers dying and not blacks?

El_Syd ago

I almost got taken in on this because it's so plausible.

TheAntiZealot ago

It's so good!

"Ugh, look at all these cisgendered males," the CNN opinion piece read. "At some point, you have to ask yourself which is worse: living under Hitler's regime or getting rescued by straight, white males."

"The obvious answer, of course, is straight white males. They're always worse. Then again, you could argue that they're literally Hitler, and you're back to square one."

Quotes_retardation ago

Me too! I assumed it was a legit article until I saw the source.

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The_Oogie ago

Satire isn't satire anymore.

HarrisonBergeron2 ago

Wait, Hitler also use "cisgendered males"..... So they are also raciiiiiist, misogynist, homo-trans-pedophobe, regressive patriarchy, etc. etc. etc.... Ugh, now my brain hurts :)

Maroonsaint ago

I wonder how popular the hitler stash would be if Hitler didn’t have the hitler stash first

Herkules97 ago

Wasn't it Chaplin? Charlie Chaplin or whatever is name is.

Phantom42 ago

Probably not that popular, actually. Hitler used it first for functionality back in WWI (gas masks cannot seal over an absolute SIR 'stache) and just kinda kept rolling with it.

selpai ago

I can't really tell the difference anymore...

vastrightwing ago

Stop writing such plausible satire!

HarrisonBergeron2 ago

Satire? ... better to say Babylon Bee predict stuff.