What 13th C chronicle was this? He don't say that do he? Its 300 years to late anyway, Alfred the Great got rid of the Danes in 900 odd, way before the Normans screwed Britain over.

Self sustaining feedback loop - took better care of themselves, got more pussy. No fools them old horn hat wearing white boys.

They were niggers with ships.

The negro spends way too much time and effort on his hair and clothes as well, which leads to him stealing from those better off.

old europe being full of savages and rapists is a lie.

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So the "myth" of the clean Pagan and the dirty Christian is true after all!

Wotan mitt uns.

Most of the English women are not attractive here in Nigeria.

inb4 the pagan circlejerk

oops, too late

This comes very helpfully to me. But on like Africa where you see an English woman being the stereotype ones, not quite an easy touching.

Yes, i agree with you. but this could have not being possible if they had dark skin

Nicely talked!

Always remember that the Jews love when you deny your real (pagan) heritage and instead worship Rabbi Yeshua bar Yosef instead.

Jews may say they hate Christ and Christians, but when did you ever trust what they say? It's the heritage-conscious pagan they fear.

A majority of European history we are taught is a lie.

Because they didnt bother much with written records suprisingly little is known of Viking's daily life, usually descriptions came from their enemies. Just about the only account that wasnt was by a traveling Muzzy Ahmad ibn Fadlan. Nearly all movies pay some tribute to his writings which have led to our modern perception of them.

At heart they were craftsman and farmers, that's why they favourded the battle axe. Take a look at the axe skill here: https://youtu.be/_3J5wkJFJzE?t=341

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan

I have seen the Rus as they came on their merchant journeys and encamped by the Itil. I have never seen more perfect physical specimens, tall as date palms, blond and ruddy; they wear neither tunics nor kaftans, but the men wear a garment which covers one side of the body and leaves a hand free. Each man has an axe, a sword, and a knife, and keeps each by him at all times. Each woman wears on either breast a box of iron, silver, copper, or gold; the value of the box indicates the wealth of the husband. Each box has a ring from which depends a knife. The women wear neck-rings of gold and silver. Their most prized ornaments are green glass beads. They string them as necklaces for their women. Ibn Fadlan, on the Rus merchants at Itil, 922.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_funeral#Ibn_Fadlan's_account

Ibn Fadlān says that if a poor man dies, his fellows build a small boat into which they put the body, before setting it on fire. He then gives a detailed account of the burial he witnessed of a great man. In such a case, Ibn Fadlān says that a third of his wealth is inherited by his family, a third pays for the funeral clothes, and a third pays for nabīdh (an alcoholic drink) to be drunk at the cremation.[24][20]

The dead chieftain was put in a temporary grave with nābidh, fruit, and a drum, which was covered for ten days until they had sewn new clothes for him. Ibn Fadlān says that the dead man's family ask his slave girls and young slave boys for a volunteer to die with him; "usually, it is the slave girls who offer to die".[25] A woman volunteered and was continually accompanied by two slave girls, daughters of the Angel of Death, being given a great amount of intoxicating drinks while she sang happily. When the time had arrived for cremation, they pulled his boat ashore from the river and put it on a platform of wood.[26][20]

They made a richly furnished bed for the dead chieftain on the ship. Thereafter, an old woman referred to as the "Angel of Death" put cushions on the bed. Then they disinterred the chieftain and dressed him in the new clothes. The chieftain was sat on his bed with nābidh, fruit, basil, bread, meat, and onions about him.[27][20]

Then they cut a dog in two and threw the halves into the boat, and placed the man's weapons beside him. They had two horses run themselves sweaty, cut them to pieces, and threw the meat into the ship. Finally, they killed two cows, a hen and a cock, and did the same with them.[27][20]

Meanwhile, the slave girl went from one tent to the other and had sexual intercourse with the master of each. Every man told her: "Tell your master that I have done this purely out of love for you."[15] In the afternoon, they moved the slave girl to something that looked like a door frame, where she was lifted on the palms of the men three times. Every time, the girl told them what she saw. The first time, she saw her father and mother, the second time, she saw all her deceased relatives, and the third time she saw her master in Paradise. There, it was green and beautiful and together with him, she saw men and young people. She saw that her master beckoned for her. Then she was brought a chicken which she decapitated, and which was then thrown on the boat.[28][20]

Thereafter, the slave girl was taken away to the ship. She removed her bracelets and gave them to the old woman. Thereafter she removed her anklets and gave them to the old woman's two daughters. Then they took her aboard the ship, but they did not allow her to enter the tent where the dead chieftain lay. The girl received several vessels of intoxicating drinks and she sang, before the old woman urged her to enter the tent. "I saw that the girl did not know what she was doing", notes Ibn Fadlān.[29][20]

Then the girl was pulled into the tent by the old woman and the men started to beat on their shields with sticks so her screams could not be heard. Six men entered the tent to have intercourse with the girl, after which they laid her onto her master's bed beside him. Two men grabbed her hands, and two men her wrists. The angel of death looped a rope around her neck and while two men pulled the rope, the old woman stabbed the girl between her ribs with a knife.[30][20]

Thereafter, the closest male relative of the dead chieftain walked backwards, naked, covering his anus with one hand and a piece of burning wood with the other, and set the ship aflame, after which other people added wood to the fire. An informant explained to Ibn Fadlān that the fire expedites the dead man's arrival in Paradise, by contrast with Islamic practices of inhumation.[31][20]

Afterwards, a round barrow was built over the ashes, and in the centre of the mound they erected a post of birch wood, where they carved the names of the dead chieftain and his king. Then they departed.[32][33]

Those whores

yes its rAT

As a teenager vacationing on the beaches of Spain, we'd have a point system for women who'd you get to first, second base with (intricate system really but beyond this comment). Basicaly, Italian women scored the highest, because of their high moral standards. English women were scored at exactly 0. Which times the base you got to, would always result in 0.

A thing to be aware of is that for centuries the act of bathing was held in very low esteem by Christians because of the perceived depravity of the Romans, whose debauchery was associated with their lavish, decadent public baths.

Nords be stylin on them brits.

Well, it so unfortunate that the English women have been easy touching quite a few decades, with some fascinating fact involved.

Great article, but most people will not come to terms that they it was civilized then than now

Once you begin to understand how the media lies to you,it's easy to begin questioning what else they might be lying about. Once I realized how much Odin and viking culture shapes the world,even to this day,you start to realize maybe the vikings weren't the horrible savages we keep getting shown. The angry negros on TV don't seem anything like the calm,quiet black people I see in real life. And,being a gamer,I've been personally lied about by the media.

In the end,nothing is as it seems on the Electric Jew.

Austin Powers teeth

Vikings and Celts wore a lot of bright colors and bling. Spent a lot of time on their "dos".
Ran around in their sea hot-rods, with shields in place of shiny rims.
The image of freedom and adventure.

Meanwhile, regular Anglos played the "dress and behave" modestly, work hard, be respectful etc role.

Same shit, different era. And yes, it's female attraction to novelty, alpha swagger/narcissism and shiny things that damages the greater social stability required to build lasting civilizations.

This is why Vikings aren't around anymore, and the Eternal Anglo still is (...just).
Bad Boys don't build anything. They're glorified raiders of other's organized resources, not "rebels".
Of course they had time and energy to devote to dressing up like a metro-sexual medieval hipster faggot,
essentially old timey PUA "Peacocking", they didn't have jobs to hold down or civilizations to run.

As many of us know, the image of.vikings in movies as unclean savages is bullshit. I rememeber watching a movie where vikings all used the same bowl of water to clean themselves in the morning, including spitting and cleaning their noses into it ans THEN washing their faces with it. No. That was not what happened.

Well, this does fuel my hypothesis that ancient nords were far more civilized then we are allowed to know, and that our history is even more full of lies than we already presume.