Feminists. | funny

God I want a family so bad, why do all the women I meet seem to not want one or are whores? It seems they all want to ride the cock carousel until they're 30 or so then want to settle down. Sorry not going for that. No way I'd ever think of having a kid with a woman I know has been around an insane number of partners.

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Fullmetal 5.8 years ago

No way I'd ever think of having a kid with a woman I know has been around an insane number of partners

You're an incel dumb-ass.

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shitstartercarter 5.8 years ago

So you'd settle down and have a child with a women with such little self control that she has had dozens of sexual partners? I think that's a great idea if you want a whore as a mother who will rape you for child support or alimony.

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Fullmetal 5.8 years ago

A woman can't make you cum if she doesn't know what she's doing.

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prairie 5.8 years ago

Alternate unfolding:

3rd panel: she's died in her house and her pets are around her like they love her

4th panel: pets are eating her flesh.

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xenoPsychologist 5.8 years ago

women never have to be alone. they choose to be alone.

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Anson 5.8 years ago

So feminists should value sex over anythign else.

I feel like this contradicts another narrative being ran at the same time

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

they are lesbians....obviously

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Anson 5.8 years ago

Then i re-submit to you my original comment

So feminists should value sex over anythign else?

(with period changed to question mark)

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

the point is that they cannot appeal to anyone because they are unnatractive and mean.

what they want or value is irrelevant because they cannot get what they want...which is ehy they become lesbians

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Anson 5.8 years ago

the point is that they cannot appeal to anyone because they are unnatractive and mean.

So they should value sex over all else and feel bad because the couple is going to have sex and is therefore succeeding in life, because sex is how one should measure their worth.

Is that right?

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

no it's a realistic depiction of their despicable, sad social lives.

nice try jew shill though.

the most realistic would be her being a fat lesbian with another and them both not wanting sex because of how disgusting both of them are though

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Anson 5.8 years ago

I think the average onlooker is not receiving the message you think

nice try jew shill though.

Are you crying out in pain as you strike me?

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

the message they should be getting is that you have nothing to respond with and you are a crybaby jew shill, crying for feminism.

the only savior for your pathetic globalist agenda which we all know is doomed to failure at this point

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Anson 5.8 years ago

That's really cool

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

typical infantile feminist response....feminism is indefensible so they have nothing to do but cry

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Sosacms 5.8 years ago

If feminists looked like they characters they draw themselves as, they wouldn't be single.

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satisfyinghump 5.8 years ago

I would have made two more panels where the lonely feminist first yells at the pets "let's go fuck!!!" And the 2nd one shows them scampering away leaving her alone. Lol.

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CrudOMatic 5.8 years ago

Now I feel bad.

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tokui 5.8 years ago

We all know what white wamen do with their dogs behind closed doors.

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CrudOMatic 5.8 years ago

We all know what arabs do with their goats out in the open.

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bbqchipz 5.8 years ago

The couple needs about 100 more tattoos and the "feminist" needs to call them degenerate pieces of shit while she's waiting to find someone that will actually love and care for her.

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

i think you mean the exact opposite about thr tatoos.

also she has her fat lesbian fuck buddy that smells like diarhea and cheese i'm pretty sure

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bbqchipz 5.8 years ago

Either context is bad. People parading around their ability to get laid because some people prefer to have meaningful relationships is bad.

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SanFranTrailerPark 5.8 years ago

This looks like it was actually made by a woman

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a_random_sith 5.8 years ago

This needs the 2nd image.

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hankylanky 5.8 years ago

Just replace the feminist character with the average Voat user and this is set on.

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keksupreme 5.8 years ago

replace the feminist with the average jew paod to post on voat by soros

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CrudOMatic 5.8 years ago

Voat users wouldn't have a cat. Fake news.

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Tranix 5.8 years ago

Shoulda drawn her fatter/uglier

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MarauderShields 5.8 years ago

Wrong message.

I get it's just a meme, but hear me out.

The bonus for not being a feminist is family, a strong honest and hardworking man who loves you, cares for you, puts dinner on the table and puts babies in you.

The "let's go fuck" is for whores, or on occasion you and your wife when you're both in the mood and she likes to be called those naughty names.

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Deathperception 5.8 years ago

A state approved relationship? Or can me& my fuckbuddy jump a broom or sumpin'?

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RedditSureDoesSuck 5.8 years ago

Ugh.

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draaaak 5.8 years ago

To be fair, you can't make a family without fucking.

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Broc_Lia 5.8 years ago

True, but it probably shouldn't be the core of a marriage. If it is, that's not going to last long.

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Fullmetal 5.8 years ago

This is true.

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C_Corax 5.8 years ago

If you walk through life without doing at least a few stupid and careless things you'll have learned nothing!

Besides you don't throw a Stradivarius in the trashbin just because it shows sign of use. It all depends on the original value of the source material and what condition it is in now. Some start out with a better hand than others and some make sure to throw it away faster too. Such is life.

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MarauderShields 5.8 years ago

Doing stupid things is a god given right. However it is surviving mistakes that triggers learning, not wantonly doing stupid things. Repeating stupid actions is what wins stupid prizes.

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altident 5.8 years ago

The mentality and trustworthiness of a Stradivarius isn't very often correlated with the number of times it's been used, though. People don't hate on women for the sole fact that they've fucked a lot of guys, it's that women who have fucked a lot of guys tend to be the worst type of long-term partners.

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Phantom42 5.8 years ago

Such a weak position...

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CrudOMatic 5.8 years ago

The guy searching for the perfect tradwife is just like the beta orbiter searching for 8/10 qt3.14 who would actually lower her standards for him. You're gonna have a hard time.

Just because it's been taken out of the package don't mean it is all used up. Remember - the former prostitutes of the Weimar Republic rediscovered dignity & decency under Hitler's Germany.

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Phantom42 5.8 years ago

Guess I'm dying alone then. Fuck it.

I'd rather not be guilty of bringing a kid into this hellhole anyway.

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CrudOMatic 5.8 years ago

Just because a woman has seen a penis before doesn't mean she's useless. If cavemen had that same attitude, there would be no human race.

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Phantom42 5.8 years ago

Yes... Well, we aren't cavemen savages now are we?

Thousands of years of evolution. I do not ask, but expect, far better.

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CrudOMatic 5.8 years ago

No, I'm just saying that your great x148,800 grandmother probably had little tread left on the tires.

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MrDarkWater 5.8 years ago

Statistics argue against risking the used violin if your goal is to be with that violin and only that violin and raise a bunch of smaller violins for life.