I'm the one you claim to love, gives me rights to choose your fapping material. Verstehe mich?
let's see how YOU look when youre 45 next year
By the time this occurs we might be having a PG reunion in some convention town, everyone would see me at that point. Or, we will all be dead. Too soon to tell but I'm leaning toward the later.
because every time you come closer to saying yes.
The eternal optimism of men warms my heart.
They all do in the end.
I'm a really good math teacher, if you would ever like me to school you on why this is a mathematical improbability, I will.
I'm the one you claim to love, gives me rights to choose your fapping material
no you PROVIDE ORIGINAL material. and I don't "fap", that is disgusting. I make sweet, sweet love to my (2) hands.
I'm a really good math teacher
fake news, women cant do math. as you prove the only class they like is DRAMA. and now the sub is more infested with Qtards by the day while you try to be friends with the ones inviting them. most typical female performance ever: irrational, interfering, and narcissistic -- it's the migrant crisis all over again
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shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Aren't you the ones who tells all the girls that's really 8".
No wonder we can't read a map.🤔
Deathperception ago
Tits or GTFO. THERE'S NO CUNTS ON THE INTERNET.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Then why R U here, faggot?
auralsects ago
Oh my God I'm in love
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
My punctuation is deplorable
auralsects ago
Do you want to see what 8'' x 6.5'' looks like? The absolute ideal size? We both know to ask the question is to answer it.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I'm not into sphincter shots. I told you cerebral passions.
auralsects ago
O_O
I'm definitely in love. So this is what emotions feel like.
@auralsects you just punked by a girl, faggot
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
🤣
auralsects ago
Are you really German?
Ever been in America?
An American ever been in you?
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
yes
auralsects ago
Well you'll have to surgically restore your hymen because I only fuck virgins.
German healthcare should cover that.
Have them also widen your canal to accommodate my manhood.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Grateful
Deutsche, dansk und svenska amerikanisch.
Hmmm......no.
auralsects ago
ich verstehe nicht viele deutsch aber ich kann dir sagen genug: ICH LIEBE DICH SEHR
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I don't want you thinking about these girls at all - https://i.imgsafe.org/a1/a1d4618804.jpeg
If you must ponder such things, I would prefer this - http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/brandsonsale-store_2271_2157081018.jpg
Her nose is too wide and waist too thick, but other than that, not bad.
auralsects ago
hard to take your judgement seriously without a point of comparison. Send body shots. I'll fuck you regardless.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I'm comparing the quantity of the first photo with the quality of the second. You can't see a difference?
Why do you make me say no all the time?
luv u 2!
auralsects ago
but who are you to judge either of them? let's see how YOU look when youre 45 next year
because every time you come closer to saying yes. They all do in the end.
<3
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I'm the one you claim to love, gives me rights to choose your fapping material. Verstehe mich?
By the time this occurs we might be having a PG reunion in some convention town, everyone would see me at that point. Or, we will all be dead. Too soon to tell but I'm leaning toward the later.
The eternal optimism of men warms my heart.
I'm a really good math teacher, if you would ever like me to school you on why this is a mathematical improbability, I will.
<3
SchlongKeyhote ago
no you PROVIDE ORIGINAL material. and I don't "fap", that is disgusting. I make sweet, sweet love to my (2) hands.
fake news, women cant do math. as you prove the only class they like is DRAMA. and now the sub is more infested with Qtards by the day while you try to be friends with the ones inviting them. most typical female performance ever: irrational, interfering, and narcissistic -- it's the migrant crisis all over again
we had ways of dealing with that. now THAT I can fap to.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Not with an 'ORIGINAL' cupped lovingly in your sweet hands you don't.
You do much better when you deal with specific facts rather than general assumptions.
?
Suggestions?
It's nice to be called a female, my stalker calls me a man. Like that is going to insult me.
What are you mad at me about? Spill it.
I knew you'd find a replacement. Now I'm jealous.
SchlongKeyhote ago
lol don't insult by attempting female psychobabble, it's beneath me, like you are in your recent fantasies. don't even try to deny it.
well standard practice around here is to call them niggerfaggots.
I just told you. No decisive stances. All smiles. No nudes. Fuckin worthless. Go back to archiving and making coffee.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Just for you