This is not being done, however many other tactics like it are being done. For instance, when they lane a helicopter or plane in enemy territories, US forces will place a bucket of mutilated pig in/on/beside it. It prevents suicide bombers from blowing themselves up because they fear they will get pig blood on themselves during the explosion. Meaning their efforts will only send them to hell.
And an even larger religious knife is that US soldiers make bullets with tiny chunks of pork in them. Which again is a Muslims worst fear.
They're not allowed to drink or be gay either but, Pakistan has proven that they will find a way around their own rules and call it piety. Might I also suggest hollowpoints filled with dog piss and pig fat shot by women snipers?
Kind of like how you're not supposed to burn the US flag, but the when we'd have a flag retirement ceremony in the Boy Scouts, we'd put them in a large campfire.
We should just mass produce giant robots or tanks that look like a Qur'an with heavy machine guns and rockets and send them in to clean house.
Just think of a 20ft tall sparkling iron Qur'an on tank treads rolling through towns in packs of 30+ and blaring "alluah akbar!" over loud speakers. Now that's psychological warfare!
I smell a childrens tv series! Imagine something like Liberty Prime but it rambles about safe spaces, multiculteralism, carbon based life-form privilege, etc.
This would work perfectly, except for one little hitch: Islam is a phony political dogma masquerading as religion. As such, all their super strict rules go out the window if it helps the cause of killing infidels and spreading Islamic cancer across the globe. A jihadi fighter could eat a bacon sandwich with a side of pork rinds and bang a whole brothel of tranny hookers while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and holding a "draw the prophet Mohamed" contest, and he will still get his 72 virgins in heaven as long as he blows himself up in the end and kills a bunch of innocent people.
I always send a message through someone in contact with someone in charge of the boat bringing over the refugees that if they come here they're going to get shot because they're muslim
It was a bored nerd having pathos about getting blown up in the Middle East in unarmored hummer and thought about putting a 'Koran on board' bumpersticker.
You are naive if you think Muslims care about the Koran being burned. It's part of taqiyya. They don't give a fuck about their book outside of the fact it justifies "muh dick". To Islamists, feigning outrage over a burning Koran nothing but another excuse to attack westerners. It gives them a convenient false flag anytime they need to rally their hoards.
Stop thinking that Muslims have a consistent moral code.
if you don't want to read through all that blah blah blah it comes down to them just rationalizing that its ok to do and getting at least one imam or whoever to give the thumbs up. And that gives rise to such amazing treasues as Sodomy for Jihad
Holonomic ago
^5
Holonomic ago
Your choice.
Holonomic ago
Insert a bacon strip in each one as a nice bookmark.
lmkevin ago
I shit you not.
XAPHAN ago
Muslim / Arabic ethics are not so well defined.
If fact they are subject to change at the whim of any believer.
About as flexible as the situational ethics of the Clintons.
lmkevin ago
This is not being done, however many other tactics like it are being done. For instance, when they lane a helicopter or plane in enemy territories, US forces will place a bucket of mutilated pig in/on/beside it. It prevents suicide bombers from blowing themselves up because they fear they will get pig blood on themselves during the explosion. Meaning their efforts will only send them to hell.
And an even larger religious knife is that US soldiers make bullets with tiny chunks of pork in them. Which again is a Muslims worst fear.
Wedhro ago
It wouldn't work. A summary of Islam for you:
1) Here's a list of thousand things you're supposed not to do.
2) In case of Jihad, ignore point 1.
superAIDS ago
Evan, can we get a fact check on this?
Artofchoke ago
I acknowledge that possibility, baby. I really do. 💖
A-1 ago
They're not allowed to drink or be gay either but, Pakistan has proven that they will find a way around their own rules and call it piety. Might I also suggest hollowpoints filled with dog piss and pig fat shot by women snipers?
audiastrat ago
i don't get it
ex-redd ago
good thinking: a good tactic to get well-armed, poised, converts on the inside to realize the evils of the infidels.
MarkTheNerd ago
Better yet, cover every vehicle and soldier with pages from the qur'an.
HeavyBrain ago
Doesnt count if kuffar do it to prevent the jihad.
nieieieee ago
i saw this post that said why don't we print the qur'an with the image of mohamad on each page. paradoxical
nieieieee ago
haha poor babies
J20 ago
Shit, the math checks out. I can't argue against that.
Artofchoke ago
Note to self - SCRoberts1987 is crazier than a shithouse rat.
Driftcunt ago
Better yet get the military out of the middle east.
BB-3 ago
Kind of like how you're not supposed to burn the US flag, but the when we'd have a flag retirement ceremony in the Boy Scouts, we'd put them in a large campfire.
CosmicChrist ago
We should just mass produce giant robots or tanks that look like a Qur'an with heavy machine guns and rockets and send them in to clean house.
Just think of a 20ft tall sparkling iron Qur'an on tank treads rolling through towns in packs of 30+ and blaring "alluah akbar!" over loud speakers. Now that's psychological warfare!
Strange_Attractor ago
I smell a childrens tv series! Imagine something like Liberty Prime but it rambles about safe spaces, multiculteralism, carbon based life-form privilege, etc.
SmokeyMeadow ago
This would work perfectly, except for one little hitch: Islam is a phony political dogma masquerading as religion. As such, all their super strict rules go out the window if it helps the cause of killing infidels and spreading Islamic cancer across the globe. A jihadi fighter could eat a bacon sandwich with a side of pork rinds and bang a whole brothel of tranny hookers while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and holding a "draw the prophet Mohamed" contest, and he will still get his 72 virgins in heaven as long as he blows himself up in the end and kills a bunch of innocent people.
SaneGoatiSwear ago
reported as spam. i'm not talking to you. i'm talking to voat.
you are a shill
Ina_Pickle ago
Perhaps Our military should duct tape those suckers to their chests in plain view. Unholy Armor.
Sturmbringer ago
Yes exactly, cats do things on their own time. You can't tell them what to do.
Whitemail ago
Well, that's a lot simpler than loading up a cow in every vehicle when you're trying to invade India.
Fourletterexpletive ago
Wrap them in bacon so that they wouldn't dare remove them either
audiastrat ago
well it's not really a relevant second problem since the first problem is talking about defeating them and yours is just a personal satisfaction.
audiastrat ago
They don't use toilet paper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P372gzoxMeE
audiastrat ago
I always send a message through someone in contact with someone in charge of the boat bringing over the refugees that if they come here they're going to get shot because they're muslim
audiastrat ago
This is a good idea. Put signs on the vehicle that say it's in the vehicle or display it outside that vehicle in plain sight.
ObscureReference ago
That is a great idea. I am curious what mental gymnastics would be used to dismiss this by people on a violent jihad.
AmaleksHairyAss ago
Religious extremists are supreme mental gymnastics. It would take about two second's thought.
PsyOp ago
Now that is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that separates white people ('cause you know it was a white guy who dreamed it up!) from all the rest!
ObscureReference ago
It was a bored nerd having pathos about getting blown up in the Middle East in unarmored hummer and thought about putting a 'Koran on board' bumpersticker.
FormerBaltimoreRes ago
You are naive if you think Muslims care about the Koran being burned. It's part of taqiyya. They don't give a fuck about their book outside of the fact it justifies "muh dick". To Islamists, feigning outrage over a burning Koran nothing but another excuse to attack westerners. It gives them a convenient false flag anytime they need to rally their hoards.
Stop thinking that Muslims have a consistent moral code.
0fsgivin ago
I don't think any religion has proven to have a consistent moral code...
Grospoliner ago
I think I get what you mean
Grospoliner ago
So what you're saying is someone already beat the Jew to the punch.
Chiefpacman ago
Good idea, until the soldiers start reading them too much. Tis' a hateful book.
Grospoliner ago
Offical copies are only in Arabic. Just use official copies
BB-3 ago
And not even Modern Arabic, the official version is in Classical Arabic.
Chiefpacman ago
Fair enough.
Tancred ago
Arabic
Donbuster ago
So this is why their kin have a blood oath to kill all the humans
Bill_Murrays_Sandals ago
Genuinely a fucking good idea...
RectalLeakage ago
Back in ancient Egypt, the Persian army went into battle with live cats strapped to the shields. As they were considered holy, they didn't dare fight.
ObscureReference ago
This is the funniest thing ever.
RectalLeakage ago
That's... actually not as stupid as it sounds. It worked on the Egyptians with cats...
SaneGoatiSwear ago
DUAL PSA:
OP @zeglarski IS A KNOWN ANTI-VOAT SHILL
IMGTC IS COMPROMISED JMTULLOCK2 IS A FAKE
MarkTheNerd ago
@sanegoatiswear is actually an escaped mental patient!
weezkitty ago
Shut. Up.
SaneGoatiSwear ago
/|\ buthurt confirmed
zo34 ago
This also worked with dead pigs and pig fat soaked bullets.
pewpewpewmoon ago
Well they do have a clause that let's them do anything they want if they have reason to.
https://islamqa.info/en/130815
if you don't want to read through all that blah blah blah it comes down to them just rationalizing that its ok to do and getting at least one imam or whoever to give the thumbs up. And that gives rise to such amazing treasues as Sodomy for Jihad
Seriously watch it, greatest troll ever
0fsgivin ago
It's almost like religion is more about money and power then any moral code.