jokersmild ago

Ramen.

Holonomic ago

I would make you a kick ass lasagna dinner.

Fresh bread, not necessarily Italian, but excellent bread. A salad with dark, healthy greens, fresh vegetables, goat cheese, spiced almonds, your choice of dressings --- Italian, oil/vinegar, Thousand Island, Bleu Cheese, etc., your choice of white or a nice, deep red wine, both dry, but not too much so, candle light and sparkling conversation.

You crazy bastid!

smokratez ago

That's amazing. Want to be friends?

smokenofire ago

You want to be his "friend" over an intimate candlelit dinner with wine? Better bring some cabbage!

Holonomic ago

lol....

no

But if I was inclined, I'd make you a kick-ass meal that you would enjoy and remember.

smokratez ago

That sucks. I like food. I have no friends though.

Holonomic ago

Then go make a couple. You don't need many, just a couple good ones.

smokratez ago

No idea how. People seem to hate me.

chuckletrousers ago

Do you tell them they're gay if they insist the world is round?

Le_Bucheron ago

Pasta with sautéed mixed fresh mushrooms and minced garlic, mixed in home made chicken broth reduction with cooking cream. Crispy bacon crumbles. Bit of minced scallions on top. That's my dinner tonight.

smokratez ago

Sounds good. Bon appetit motherfucker.

GOATMAN ago

Sundays are meal prep days. So today its baked chicken, brown rice and broccoli. Also, Turkey meatballs with couscous oninon and bell pepper. Plus roast chickpeas for snacking. If none of that sounds good, eggs fresh from the chicken are an option anyway you like them.

smokratez ago

So many options. How enticing.

aileron_ron ago

Well the wife and I had a roast (Sauerbraten) with potato dumplings (Kartoffelkloesse) bread dumplings (Semmelknoedel) and Sauce, Finished with black forest cake (Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte) and a glass of Schnaps. Not one item come from a can,jar or box

smokratez ago

Did you eat it all, or is there a small plate for me left?

aileron_ron ago

We never turn people away, Just bring happiness and return the favor.

smokratez ago

I will try to make you happy. You're welcome to eat at my place any time. I'm a great chef.

aileron_ron ago

Thanks and that's why I'm on a diet, We love to cook and I love eating.

smokratez ago

That's the curse of being able to cook. You make too many tasty things.

aileron_ron ago

Good (or bad) news is the wife will not let me do the shopping or come in the kitchen when she cooks, And limits how much I have.

smokratez ago

Sounds like she loves you.

aileron_ron ago

Could be, Or she found out about my life insurance and killing me. When her and my daughter in law are together they stop talking when I enter the room sometimes.

smokratez ago

Dude. That shit's not funny. When I was deathly ill my dyke mom made me take out life insurance. I don't even remember signing anything.

GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago

No pop-ins. I'd tell you to leave or eat a bullet.

Drenki ago

i have an ice cream cone. but that's it

smokratez ago

I'll fight you for it.

Drenki ago

you can have it. i am resigned to starvation

smokratez ago

That sounds fucking sad. You can have it. Don't starve on me man.

crazy_eyes ago

Chicken and stuffing and mashed potatoes and corn and pasta and cottage cheese

smokratez ago

Alright. Where you at. I'm hungry.

crazy_eyes ago

USA

smokratez ago

That's sort of broad. I get the sense you don't want to share.

crazy_eyes ago

Did you want my address?

smokratez ago

No, I'm good.

crazy_eyes ago

I'm happy to share, I wouldn't be cooking that much if I wasn't sharing

oftotc ago

I've got bread coming out the oven in 8 minutes! Wha'd'ya want with it :-)

smokratez ago

Some butter would be nice. I'm not a fussy eater.