From Private Internet Access:
Dear Goats,
The internet is not meant to be censored.
Private Internet Access has generously donated to Voat users, 20 x month-long free trials of their no-log VPN service. Voat is going to give these out to Goats in the first official Voat & PIA VPN Giveaway. This is the perfect tool to Unblock the Web and say "FUCK CENSORSHIP".
How to enter:
Submit a picture of your middle finger raised and a verification sheet of paper that says "FUCK CENSORSHIP".
Here is an example:
https://i.imgtc.ws/SE1gMbj.jpg
Winners must agree to post a follow up about their experience using PIA.
From Putts:
Isn’t it funny, that in a time when most websites try to prevent VPN access, Voat is promoting it? This is because tools like PIA help you to protect yourself, and it’s best to “always use protection®.”
I’ve been using PIA personally since they reached out to us during the New Zealand ISP blocking and I have been very impressed. We both thought that you Goats would like a little something so we're spreading a bit of love around.
Since this is Voat, I want to mention a few disclaimers:
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Keep the picture doxx free (obviously!)
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We reserve the right to deny your entry for any reason (expecting shitposts)
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First come, first serve
How it will work:
If your comment (post it as a reply to this submission) is approved, we will PM you the free month trial code along with some simple instructions on how to get started. Have fun!
Edit:
Ok, we wrapped this up (mostly). Thank you to all who participated. I think you'll like the experience and I hope you enjoy using protection. ;)
Do me a favor Voat… One person got finger-shy and deleted their submission. I have saved one code for this person. PM me you shy goat you and I'll send you the code! It's waiting for you. :)
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Rotteuxx ago
https://files.catbox.moe/suf637.jpg
Faggots...
forget-me-not ago
Now show us ur perky ass, Rottie! Slut.
Rotteuxx ago
You've seen it before !
Heck, you've probably rubbed yourself while looking at it !
You should be asking for a D pick (;
TheBuddha ago
That's a 12 string back there. Hmm... The angle isn't good enough to say for certain, but the side looks like a Gibson headstock.
Doxxed, motherfucker!
Rotteuxx ago
Here's a different angle, sry but I only have access to a low-res, tiny image right now.
https://files.catbox.moe/ugx184.jpg
It's a dovetailed walnut neck blank I bought off of some faggot on ebay and I just shaped the top a bit.
TheBuddha ago
That explains it. Where the rounded crest part is, is where the sideways profile screamed Gibson.
PuttItOut ago
PM sent. Enjoy.
Rotteuxx ago
Woot !!!
Thx folks :)
Rotteuxx ago
Woot !
Thx folks :)
mrgreenjeans9 ago
glad to see you wearing protection, paper cuts can be nasty. like when you get some lemon in it, y'know? owie.
AR47 ago
Hahaha you need to win this.
ChiCom ago
Good idea - Apparently it is enough ID to be vaporized by drone missile based upon the veins in your hand, your voice, your gait or your beard these days...
ICYMI
the pattern of the veins in his left hand
https://www.foxnews.com/world/isis-jihadi-john-drone-walk-beard-raqqa
PuttItOut ago
I hurt my neck. My doctor will be sending you a bill.
Plant_Boy ago
Your doc's a quack?
PuttItOut ago
He does have webbed feet.
Plant_Boy ago
He's an online podiatrist?
TwooPsy ago
FUCKING DOXXED
Rotteuxx ago
You're supposed to flip your monitor, not your head... sheesh !
PuttItOut ago
Now you tell me! Where were you 25 minutes ago?
SIayfire122 ago
Probably welding up a camera stand.
Rotteuxx ago
Nah, building aluminum catwalk "stands" & stainless conveyors :)
Chaaaaaa-ching !
TheAntiZealot ago
It's the same photo twice.
Rotteuxx ago
Fixed, thx
fuchs_davis ago
Apparently somewhere with white walls where they make you wear brown pajamas. But that could be anywhere, really.
zyklon_b ago
GAS THE FAGS
Camulos ago
Aaaallright there ZB, time for your nappy. You can gas the fags later.
zyklon_b ago
lol. good nite mein friend