the only thing better than a machinegun
is a really big machinegun
a belt fed armor piercing oops there goes your truck kind of machinegun
this is the m2 browning
they call her ma deuce
it is americas premier heavy machinegun
designed a hundred years ago
it has been in service with us longer than anything except the 1911
lets hear her story
so world war i was a time of rapid exciting developments for machineguns
many new designs first debuted
other things debuted too like aircraft
so if i got a machinegun
and you got a fabric covered airplane to spy on me with
at some point im gonna get annoyed and start using my machinegun to shoot down your airplane
well the germans thought this was really rude and also lame
so they made a big honker of an aircraft with a heavy armored tub protecting the engine and the crew
and it had other stuff like metal skin and solid control rods
you could shoot a whole belt of ammo at this thing and theyd just laugh at you in german and fly away
well six star general black jack pershing said that was horseshit
thats right hes a six star general look it up
and when a six star general wants a solution you bring your best
enter john moses browning
patron saint of all gun owners
pershing had seen some french ammo that worked ok
but he told browning to make ours even bigger
like half an inch in diameter
aka .50 caliber
and way faster too
browning was able to design a round with a bullet four times heavier than our standard .30-06 rifle round
but went just as fast
guys this thing is huge
and to shoot this browning scaled up his m1917 machinegun
the war ended just as the first trials were beginning but thats ok
originally the new gun had a big old water jacket around the barrel
but thats really heavy tho and you need to keep it filled with water
they started using it in 1921 and kept working out a number of problems into the 30s
john browning died in 1926 so his efforts were continued by a guy named green
green made some changes that really polished it up and made it super useful
they swapped out the barrel jacket for a heavier air cooled barrel
and he made a receiver that was very modular
charging and loading can be either left or right side
different barrels
different triggers
as a result we have a bunch of options
we can have waistgunners in bombers
mount it on tanks
mount it inside tanks
put four together and use it on antiaircraft mounts
even put inside the wings of fighter aircraft
or just carry the thing around with you
we started using this thing for everything
and it was really friggin effective
it was officially actually adopted in 1933
so we really had everything squared away by wwii
the nazis hated it
it would go through engine blocks of fighter planes and trucks
even if you find an american convoy stuck in the mud or something they all have those damn .50 calibers
they could shred you apart even while disabled
and when driving around the americans would just take a few pot shots into the bushes on either side of the road
that badboy 50 is gonna go through all sorts of cover
hermann goering
number one luftwaffe man
said he couldve won the battle of britain if they had these badboys
sucks to be german
so once it really got into service it was basically set
weve hardly done any upgrades this entire time
and its mostly little things
its been used by everybody and their brother
even the commies used some occasionally
and we use it to this very day practically unchanged
its even been used as a sniper rifle
legendary sniper carlos hathcock took out guys at a mile on multiple occasions
dang
ok now lets open her up and see how she works
so the m2 is a short recoil operated air cooled belt fed machinegun
and interestingly it fires from a closed bolt
so theres a downside to firing from a closed bolt
it chambers a round which then sits in the potentially very hot chamber
i think we have mentioned the dangers of cookoffs before
if the chamber is hot enough it can heat up the metallic cartridge so much it causes the flammable powder inside to flam
that makes boom happen when you didnt want boom
guys sometimes you just dont want boom you know
but there are advantages to closed bolt too
when you have a closed bolt you barely have to move anything in the gun to get it to fire
the time between you pulling the trigger and the gun going off is called lock time
and the lock time of a closed bolt gun is very short and fast
this can make it more accurate
and it also makes the m2 really adaptable to fighter aircraft because its easy to synchronise with other guns going off since you know the exact moment the primer will get hit because of this short lock time
pretty sweet
being a short recoil means the gun kind of recoils back into itself at first
the barrel goes back into the receiver a little before being stopped
then the bolt continues under this inertia and pulls away from the now stationary barrel
it goes all the way back until it is stopped by a big spring which sends it back forward
while it does his an arm pulls a round from a belt in he top of the weapon and kicks the spent shell downwards
check it out
the weight of all the reciprocating parts affects the fire rate
so swapping out the barrel can make it fire faster or slower
to strip it you remove the barrel
open the top cover
unscrew the rear plate
then pull out the internal parts
its pretty simple
its pretty reliable too
guys
im not like a machinegun expert or anything
im not even the most machinegun knowledgable of the people reading this
but any gun that can do this
is a successful weapon
pew pew
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robot7247 ago
John Moses Browning, the original Gun Jesus.
ALIENS2222 ago
A story of whites murdering their brothers at the direction of our Jewish overlords.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
nah
we murder hajji for them too lol
Nadeshda ago
Freagin awesome read! As per usual! You rock dude for real! Those bikini chicks with machine guns sure taught you a thing or two... ;)
clamhurt_legbeard ago
pfff lol
anybody can learn from bikini chicks with machineguns
Nadeshda ago
Haha! Too right but not everyone can articulate it so well, like you do! :)
clamhurt_legbeard ago
truth
i grammer real good
Nadeshda ago
Dude you grammer like a rotary cylinder with great torque or a bolt assembly. This is true! :)
bratatatat... :) me likes and wants to fire one... I have never fired a machine gun, or a rocket launcher or played with a flame thrower and this make me feel like I am missing out on somethings... :/
clamhurt_legbeard ago
i fired a submachinegun
an uzi
the extra rounds dont do much
its super hard to get just a pair of rounds
two single shots would be easier lol
but a tripod mounted machinegun
thats a horse of a different color
Nadeshda ago
That horse needs a name and a place to let run, just saying...
Uzi’s are cute!
clamhurt_legbeard ago
ya it was pretty neat
thedirtypuma ago
Good choice for the full moon 420 subscriber special. lol
Thank you for the great read. I'm liking these machine guns ones. I had no idea the m2 was so versatile.
I wish 50 bmg was way cheaper
clamhurt_legbeard ago
dude they use it for friggin everything
and as for cheaper
its supposedly cheap for a machinegun
because the ammo is expensive as hell ahhhhh lol
RustyEquipment ago
One of these ma’am jammas has a misfire in our other mrap
Luckily the guy had his nut guard flap thingy on and the shrapnel that flew back on him didn’t do much
Got a Purple Heart for that. Haha jk. But one guy did get a shaving cut size nick and got a Purple Heart. From a controlled demo of ied. Haha. Good shit
Definitely a fun gun!
clamhurt_legbeard ago
fuuiiiiuick
i do not want an m2 doing anything weird near my nuts
RustyEquipment ago
Well a round misfired in the chamber and the small shrapnel backblasted his bumpenetrator.
Some of the barrel was fucked up and the lead was stuck halfway down the barrel. Since this was in the test fire before rolling out he just jumped out of the truck and got replaced and took that mission off
Still a fat lazy fuck that probably fucked it himself to get out of work. But funny.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
you could tell stories about that
.50 cal to the groin
dude once i got hit by a 9mm in the foot
friend shot one of those self healing targets at close range
somehow
somehow
it flipped through the air and landed on my toes
funny stuff lol
RustyEquipment ago
whoa whoa whoa... im no injun story tellah ya hear now....
im not good at shitposting im sorry
clamhurt_legbeard ago
well i can teach you
these posts are shitposts
i teach and entertain despite my actively terrible writing lol
RustyEquipment ago
I should have tagged you in a good convo with Fridayjones. He bores me now but it was over the nigger arrested in San Fran and quality of life laws. Really got him going good
clamhurt_legbeard ago
lol uh oh
BushChuck ago
Hail, Ma Deuce.
derram ago
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