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robot7247 ago

John Moses Browning, the original Gun Jesus.

ALIENS2222 ago

A story of whites murdering their brothers at the direction of our Jewish overlords.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

nah

we murder hajji for them too lol

Nadeshda ago

Freagin awesome read! As per usual! You rock dude for real! Those bikini chicks with machine guns sure taught you a thing or two... ;)

clamhurt_legbeard ago

pfff lol

anybody can learn from bikini chicks with machineguns

Nadeshda ago

Haha! Too right but not everyone can articulate it so well, like you do! :)

clamhurt_legbeard ago

truth

i grammer real good

Nadeshda ago

Dude you grammer like a rotary cylinder with great torque or a bolt assembly. This is true! :)

bratatatat... :) me likes and wants to fire one... I have never fired a machine gun, or a rocket launcher or played with a flame thrower and this make me feel like I am missing out on somethings... :/

clamhurt_legbeard ago

i fired a submachinegun

an uzi

the extra rounds dont do much

its super hard to get just a pair of rounds

two single shots would be easier lol

but a tripod mounted machinegun

thats a horse of a different color

Nadeshda ago

That horse needs a name and a place to let run, just saying...

Uzi’s are cute!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

ya it was pretty neat

thedirtypuma ago

Good choice for the full moon 420 subscriber special. lol

Thank you for the great read. I'm liking these machine guns ones. I had no idea the m2 was so versatile.

I wish 50 bmg was way cheaper

clamhurt_legbeard ago

dude they use it for friggin everything

and as for cheaper

its supposedly cheap for a machinegun

because the ammo is expensive as hell ahhhhh lol

RustyEquipment ago

One of these ma’am jammas has a misfire in our other mrap

Luckily the guy had his nut guard flap thingy on and the shrapnel that flew back on him didn’t do much

Got a Purple Heart for that. Haha jk. But one guy did get a shaving cut size nick and got a Purple Heart. From a controlled demo of ied. Haha. Good shit

Definitely a fun gun!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

nut guard

fuuiiiiuick

i do not want an m2 doing anything weird near my nuts

RustyEquipment ago

Well a round misfired in the chamber and the small shrapnel backblasted his bumpenetrator.

Some of the barrel was fucked up and the lead was stuck halfway down the barrel. Since this was in the test fire before rolling out he just jumped out of the truck and got replaced and took that mission off

Still a fat lazy fuck that probably fucked it himself to get out of work. But funny.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

you could tell stories about that

.50 cal to the groin

dude once i got hit by a 9mm in the foot

friend shot one of those self healing targets at close range

somehow

somehow

it flipped through the air and landed on my toes

funny stuff lol

RustyEquipment ago

whoa whoa whoa... im no injun story tellah ya hear now....

im not good at shitposting im sorry

clamhurt_legbeard ago

well i can teach you

these posts are shitposts

i teach and entertain despite my actively terrible writing lol

RustyEquipment ago

I should have tagged you in a good convo with Fridayjones. He bores me now but it was over the nigger arrested in San Fran and quality of life laws. Really got him going good

clamhurt_legbeard ago

lol uh oh

BushChuck ago

Hail, Ma Deuce.

derram ago

https://www.invidio.us/watch?time_continue=25&v=wrkUqOV4kZA&feature=emb_title :

How not to clear an open bolt weapon system - YouTube

https://invidio.us/watch?v=0p9LBS86LGM&t=2m57s :

Trapped Taliban meet guns and rockets from a Kiowa - YouTube


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