At home ya, I fish with my kid so I keep it wholesome, except my one hitter everytime I take a piss behind the shack. Big ole bottle of crown royal waiting to warm me up at home though. Had a thermos of black coffee on the ice.
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and takes a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a forest policeman in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.
"That's true," replied the woman, "But you have all the equipment."
That's a sadly too close to truth yet still funny joke, use it while it's still funny because in a few years it might be a true story the way things are heading.
Grew up in that part of the world and my dad tried to take me ice fishing a few times. Never saw the attraction but loved me some walleye. You can't get it in Washington state anywhere.
I live north of lake superior so if I want salmon I have to either rent or borrow a huge ass boat or wait for them to run the rivers and hope you catch them before they turn into zombies.
We get a nice steelhead run in the spring though, I'm hoping to get on that, maybe get some pictures or video clips of them jumpoing up some waterfalls.
I'd much rather fish open water, but there's nothing wrong with fishing the hard water too. The thing about ice fishing is you need things to do to keep busy, like build a fire or cook some food, there's a lot of waiting involved and if you don't keep yourself occupied you're just going to get cold and uncomfortable.
Walleye is amazing, I think it's the best white fleshed fish, I'm also a big fan of pink meat fish like trout and salmon though.
You'd love my place. I have a little inlet from the lake - maybe 3 feet across and 2 feet deep - and we get kokanee that swim up it all the time. The season is short, and catching is convenient.
Totally agree on the walleye. I remember mom doing them up with honey, bacon, butter and a few herbs every time dad came home successful (or fried in crackers.) One of my better memories of being a kid.
Beautiful as frig day in the North today, went out on the local lake to try for some Walleye, caught one tiny one, and had non stop bites all day, had about a dozen minnows stolen off my hooks, but nothing solid. Problem was I only brought walleye and pike tackle and ended up on a school of Perch, the hooks were too big so they just nibbled on my minnows all day long.
I usually bring tackle for every species in the lakes I fish, but today when I was going through my gear I forgot to put my perch/whitefish box back in with my gear. It's supposed to be beautiful out all week, sitting around -10 to -15C, so if I don't have too much work this week I'm hoping to get out a few times by myself while the kids in school.
Next weekend is our local Ice Fishing Derby, so that'll be something interesting, and the next 2 or 3 weeks after should be prime Burbot fishing. Burbot are a nocturnal Eel like fish, they are actually a type of freshwater Codfish. So ugly they are beautiful and very delicious meat.
Ever heard of home schooling? Sending your children to jew indoctrination prison is child abuse. Im sure theyre being taught tons of lgbtq faggotry and how horrible they are for being white. And thats just scratching the surface. You think children should be sitting down all day, trapped, being spoon fed useless garbage that are lies?
I'm onto you faggots, you just want me to show you my dick. I've already been over this with a couple of you fags, I'll show it to you, big hairy dicks just like you faggots want to see. You play your little you're a tranny blah blah blah prove your not game just to see dicks.
I'll show you my dick you gay baiting little faggot and we can end this game right now.
Back the fuck up apologize and leave this conversation right now, or admit you're a faggot who's looking for dicks, there's really nothing else that can be happening here.
@later_a here we see a dickgirl DESPERATE to show her shepenis off. What is with that? They have a real mental problem. All those stories of unsolicited dick pics. All those omegal users (or whatever its called) desperate to show their shepenis off. Serious mental cases.
yeah idk, some weird opposite/inversion of normal female behavior. idk. similar to how castrati desperately want to show off their nightmare cancer blobs no matter how much no one wants to see that shit. or yell about how horny they are and all the stds they have.
i guess 30yo who never had puberty and have worthless nonfunctioning fake genitals with no feeling, have no idea how to behave. strats also love to fake orgasm at the weirdest time to make up for the fact they'll never be able to do that.
i guess martins do the same thing in a different way.
You do realize you have no logic or rationality behind the whole accusing me of being a tranny/wanting to see my dick? You flat out just want to play this gay little game.
You actively go out looking for people who you can call a tranny for no reason just so you can see their dicks. That's fucking gay.
Otherwise explain what's going on here in a way that makes sense.
LOL @ pudgy long fingers, you mean I have big hands? Their average, I wear a large glove but I can squeeze into a medium I just have to break it in first.
Lol, lets end this now, I'll show you my dick and if its not a lady dick or a micro penis I win.
You have no way to win here, so I don't know why you don't just man up apologize and tap out. What's your endgame if it's not to see my dick? How do you envision victory here?
Where's your backup? I thought he was coming to help you.
Let's take a look and find out. You're out here dickhunting, you might as well take the shot.
Before you even try getting defensive about dickhunting again, if you're not a dickhunter what does transvestigations do if not actively hunt for dicks? You're a dickhunter and you suck at it. I got a dick for you right here but you're playing shy.
Is it because it's our first date? I can track you down tomorrow and we can play again, maybe you'll be more comfortable.
Saying over and over that i never want to see your shepenis is dickhunting? You tares are so retarded. Serious mental issues. Psycho semantic blockage.
No, because you're not doing that, if you were doing that you'd take a look at my dick instead of just talking dumb bullshit. What is your endgame? you're honestly just making yourself and your entire clan or whatever look stupid and gay.
Also what the fuck is a digit ratio? 4 fingers:1 thumb? you fucking idiot.
NosebergShekelman ago
Yeah but did you have enough beer, liquor and weed?
Mustard_of_puppets ago
At home ya, I fish with my kid so I keep it wholesome, except my one hitter everytime I take a piss behind the shack. Big ole bottle of crown royal waiting to warm me up at home though. Had a thermos of black coffee on the ice.
NosebergShekelman ago
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and takes a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a forest policeman in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.
"That's true," replied the woman, "But you have all the equipment."
Mustard_of_puppets ago
That's a sadly too close to truth yet still funny joke, use it while it's still funny because in a few years it might be a true story the way things are heading.
DakotaJane ago
Grew up in that part of the world and my dad tried to take me ice fishing a few times. Never saw the attraction but loved me some walleye. You can't get it in Washington state anywhere.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I live north of lake superior so if I want salmon I have to either rent or borrow a huge ass boat or wait for them to run the rivers and hope you catch them before they turn into zombies.
We get a nice steelhead run in the spring though, I'm hoping to get on that, maybe get some pictures or video clips of them jumpoing up some waterfalls.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I'd much rather fish open water, but there's nothing wrong with fishing the hard water too. The thing about ice fishing is you need things to do to keep busy, like build a fire or cook some food, there's a lot of waiting involved and if you don't keep yourself occupied you're just going to get cold and uncomfortable.
Walleye is amazing, I think it's the best white fleshed fish, I'm also a big fan of pink meat fish like trout and salmon though.
DakotaJane ago
You'd love my place. I have a little inlet from the lake - maybe 3 feet across and 2 feet deep - and we get kokanee that swim up it all the time. The season is short, and catching is convenient.
Totally agree on the walleye. I remember mom doing them up with honey, bacon, butter and a few herbs every time dad came home successful (or fried in crackers.) One of my better memories of being a kid.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I like crushing up potato chips as a batter, just a quick eggwash and a roll in some crushed up chips.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Beautiful as frig day in the North today, went out on the local lake to try for some Walleye, caught one tiny one, and had non stop bites all day, had about a dozen minnows stolen off my hooks, but nothing solid. Problem was I only brought walleye and pike tackle and ended up on a school of Perch, the hooks were too big so they just nibbled on my minnows all day long.
I usually bring tackle for every species in the lakes I fish, but today when I was going through my gear I forgot to put my perch/whitefish box back in with my gear. It's supposed to be beautiful out all week, sitting around -10 to -15C, so if I don't have too much work this week I'm hoping to get out a few times by myself while the kids in school.
Next weekend is our local Ice Fishing Derby, so that'll be something interesting, and the next 2 or 3 weeks after should be prime Burbot fishing. Burbot are a nocturnal Eel like fish, they are actually a type of freshwater Codfish. So ugly they are beautiful and very delicious meat.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Send your children to jew indoctrination camp so you can go fish all day.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
It's kind of the law, kids have to go to school, he's redpilled at home though.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Ever heard of home schooling? Sending your children to jew indoctrination prison is child abuse. Im sure theyre being taught tons of lgbtq faggotry and how horrible they are for being white. And thats just scratching the surface. You think children should be sitting down all day, trapped, being spoon fed useless garbage that are lies?
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Member for 10 days and a mod of transvestigations haha loser, I don't have any flying fucks to give you. You can fuck off now loser.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Btw ive NEVER met a real man from canada. All freemartins.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I'm onto you faggots, you just want me to show you my dick. I've already been over this with a couple of you fags, I'll show it to you, big hairy dicks just like you faggots want to see. You play your little you're a tranny blah blah blah prove your not game just to see dicks.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Gross. Nobody wants to see your shepenis.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Then what's your endgame Sunshine?
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
To burst the comfy bubble all you freemartin trannies have enjoyed most of your life. We know your secret now ya dumb tranny.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I'll show you my dick you gay baiting little faggot and we can end this game right now.
Back the fuck up apologize and leave this conversation right now, or admit you're a faggot who's looking for dicks, there's really nothing else that can be happening here.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Female hyenas have penises does that make them male? No. Youre a dickgirl.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I'm not a hyena you fucking faggot, go play dickhunt somewhere else dickhunter.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
You're a dickgirl. Female blasted with t in utero to come out as a dickgirl.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Youre gross. Stop trying to show your shepenis off... in utero ftm have penises. Theyre usually micro softs. Hahah
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I'll show you dickhunter, I'm not shy.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
@later_a here we see a dickgirl DESPERATE to show her shepenis off. What is with that? They have a real mental problem. All those stories of unsolicited dick pics. All those omegal users (or whatever its called) desperate to show their shepenis off. Serious mental cases.
later_b ago
yeah idk, some weird opposite/inversion of normal female behavior. idk. similar to how castrati desperately want to show off their nightmare cancer blobs no matter how much no one wants to see that shit. or yell about how horny they are and all the stds they have.
i guess 30yo who never had puberty and have worthless nonfunctioning fake genitals with no feeling, have no idea how to behave. strats also love to fake orgasm at the weirdest time to make up for the fact they'll never be able to do that.
i guess martins do the same thing in a different way.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Gross... ya fake mtf orgasm these freaks
later_b ago
they'll do it at the dinner table. because that's how biology works. i guess.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Gross but yeah
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Haha Calling for backup, Lets get all the dickhunters in here.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Trust me. Nobody wants to see it not even your ex wife who probably was mtf
Mustard_of_puppets ago
You do realize you have no logic or rationality behind the whole accusing me of being a tranny/wanting to see my dick? You flat out just want to play this gay little game.
You actively go out looking for people who you can call a tranny for no reason just so you can see their dicks. That's fucking gay.
Otherwise explain what's going on here in a way that makes sense.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Ive seen youre female digit ratio and pudgy long eunuch fingers
Mustard_of_puppets ago
LOL @ pudgy long fingers, you mean I have big hands? Their average, I wear a large glove but I can squeeze into a medium I just have to break it in first.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Lol, lets end this now, I'll show you my dick and if its not a lady dick or a micro penis I win.
You have no way to win here, so I don't know why you don't just man up apologize and tap out. What's your endgame if it's not to see my dick? How do you envision victory here?
Where's your backup? I thought he was coming to help you.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
for the millionth time. Nobody wants to see your shepenis. Tranny.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
To let you know real humans have woken up to you gross trannies
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I'll show you my dick, we can end this right now. We don't have to play these games.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Freemartins have shepenises.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Ya but once you see mine and it's better then yours how are you going to live with yourself?
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Delusional ftm
Mustard_of_puppets ago
bringin in the bots eh? You fear my massive Canadian Cock that much?
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Let's take a look and find out. You're out here dickhunting, you might as well take the shot.
Before you even try getting defensive about dickhunting again, if you're not a dickhunter what does transvestigations do if not actively hunt for dicks? You're a dickhunter and you suck at it. I got a dick for you right here but you're playing shy.
Is it because it's our first date? I can track you down tomorrow and we can play again, maybe you'll be more comfortable.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
I will never click a link from you. Freemartins are so homo.. desperate to show their shepenises off.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
You're the one playing the dickhunting game.
I'm the one confident in his masculinity.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Saying over and over that i never want to see your shepenis is dickhunting? You tares are so retarded. Serious mental issues. Psycho semantic blockage.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Then why are we here?
Explain yourself.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
I already told you, freemartin canook. To let you know that normal humans have woken up and we know about you gross dickgirls.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
No, because you're not doing that, if you were doing that you'd take a look at my dick instead of just talking dumb bullshit. What is your endgame? you're honestly just making yourself and your entire clan or whatever look stupid and gay.
Also what the fuck is a digit ratio? 4 fingers:1 thumb? you fucking idiot.
GnashingOfTheTeeth ago
Youre a tranny.
WhiteRonin ago
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