Whitworth ago

Rush week already? Does SBBH recruitment come with secret spankings like all the other frats?

zyklon_b ago

Yes

Whitworth ago

Thank you sir may I please have another.

zyklon_b ago

do you wanna try out for sbbh?

hangry ago

I want a shill badge.

zyklon_b ago

we working on that only putt can gibs em out

hangry ago

@Puttitout SBBH requests shill badges...you can do it!

zyklon_b ago

@puttitout where exactly were you on jan 1st 1990?

totes_magotes ago

Can I be a part of the super super secret SBBH club? You know, the one we don't talk about? I want to go that extra 1990 level.

zyklon_b ago

shh!!! (((they))) are listening

yes

totes_magotes ago

Hellz yeah, thanks. Is there a secret handshake or something? Some kind of "bend over circlejerk" <wink wink> that we do?

zyklon_b ago

we do dick bumps similar to fist bumps.

totes_magotes ago

Fuck yes. Back and forth forever #MeDeuce.

zyklon_b ago

incoming

totes_magotes ago

I see what you did there...

zyklon_b ago

1990

TheBuddha ago

Fuck that.

Nobody in their right mind wants to join SBBH. Trust me, I declined the first time I was offered. Hell, I think I gave up being a mod once before. Someone modded me. I demoded everyone I could and banned myself - and then demodded myself.

I'm pretty sure that was SBBH, at any rate. I don't know. I smoke a lot of pot.

TheBuddha ago

I am still opiate free.

I am retarded.

zyklon_b ago

did you stay awake all night? im already high

TheBuddha ago

No, I slept and got up early. I actually went and got my deer first thing this morning. I'm useless for anything else, so the deer is hanging and someone else will process it and package it for me. I'll just get it in boxes delivered. I can't clean and process a deer. The law says I have to shoot it myself. I also have to be present when it is weighed and tagged. So, I met my legal obligations.

zyklon_b ago

just kill em here and do not tell anyone gubmi nt connected

TheBuddha ago

I don't commit that offense. I never exceed my legal limit.

zyklon_b ago

me either but I know people that live outside what one would call "polite society" meaning I could get almost all protein during winter for free.

TheBuddha ago

I live outside of polite society. I just don't poach. I don't commit that offense.

I respect Maine's game laws. I am "from away." Of course I respect their game laws. It's the right thing for me to do.

zyklon_b ago

I live inside the law and do not break laws

TheBuddha ago

Sure you do!

zyklon_b ago

yup

TheBuddha ago

Man, day two sucks.

zyklon_b ago

day 7 it be over with. marching powder or Adderall will stop most wd effects except diarrhea

TheBuddha ago

I've got Imodium.

zyklon_b ago

take a super mega dose and dip into that bag of soft

TheBuddha ago

No, I want to sleep tonight.

zyklon_b ago

if you have access to a fiber supplement take it with like 30 immodiums and you will be amazed at the lack of wd symptoms

TheBuddha ago

LOL I ate three. Enough to only poop twice. I'm good.

I am antsy, restless, cold or hot, but not bad. I've got this.

zyklon_b ago

you will be hot and cold for a few days the sleeping is most important part

TheBuddha ago

Yeah, that's going to be hard. I'm not taking anything for sleep.

zyklon_b ago

if you call dr and ask him call u in serequel then your sleep problems solved

TheBuddha ago

I have some. I don't want the low the day after.

zyklon_b ago

it only last 11 hours so as long as you take like 7;30 pm you be straight at 8am

TheBuddha ago

Yeah, I take a 300 mg dose and it sometimes requires me to double it an hour later.

I want nothing to do with that right now.

zyklon_b ago

I get 300 but only take half that unless on meff then I double it

TheBuddha ago

I only take it as a sleep med. It kind of fucks with me 'cause I don't have a chemical imbalance. I just can't sleep.

zyklon_b ago

it eases the paranoia and helps with anxiety n sleeplessness caused by worrying about consequernces

TheBuddha ago

Yeah, I don't have any paranoia nor am I mentally anxious.

zyklon_b ago

I do. its from being in prison the hypervigilance and fear never leaves really. for example you must sleep with pillow on top of head cause the put lock in sock and smash your skull while you sleep and I still cannot sleep without pillow over head

TheBuddha ago

I have no such thing, thankfully.

zyklon_b ago

its a bitch but also the extreme paranoia has kept me alive and high so I wouldn't trade it for a normal nervous system

TheBuddha ago

It's the one you've got to work with.

zyklon_b ago

I hang with dealers, killers, stealers so gotta stay alert or I get it cause aint no telling what ba desperate man will do to save his ass

TheBuddha ago

I don't usually spend time with those types unless I have to. I get my shit and leave.

zyklon_b ago

I aint got no choice its that or be alone all the time..

TheBuddha ago

I have lots of choices. I appreciate that.

zyklon_b ago

yet you choose to spend your days with me... I am honored D!!!!!!!!!!

TheBuddha ago

I enjoy you. I see you almost every day, at least for a little while.

zyklon_b ago

same here and you are on top of list of goats I wanna invade they personal space next!!!!! gonna wait till you can party tho!!!!! I like goin down not up. only reason I ever go up is surrounded by it and I forget I quit

TheBuddha ago

Yeah, I'd not make good company for a while. I'm pretty fucking limited.

I'm in my wheelchair, right now. LOL I'm being lazy and just wheeling around. I'd love to go take another shower, but that's a process. Getting dressed is a lot like work and takes time.

zyklon_b ago

I was broken and crippled up in 2013 so I member the painful showers. I still did it daily as only thing that helped depression and was able to cry and no one seen me

TheBuddha ago

Oh, I still take my shower - it's just more like an hour, all told.

See, I usually take a lot of showers in a day. I take 3 to 5 showers a day, normally. I love showering.

zyklon_b ago

I aint exaggerating this when I got to florida she showered daily but after 2 weeks it began "I forgot to shower" "too tired to shower today" then it went to being a shower every 3rd day. needless to say was disgusting and the house has 3 good showers and tubs. also she only bathes her retarded 12 year old every few day and sends him to school like that!!1 I aint ever been around people like that I guess is a new York thing?

TheBuddha ago

LOL You're hoping to keep this drama going, aren't you?

Sweet! Voat runs on drama!

zyklon_b ago

Naw I aint give zero fucks as I just wanted a vacation for awhile and never really cared. Was just asking cause you closer and been to New York to see if it a yankee thing to not be clean or take proper care of kids?

TheBuddha ago

Nah, you get that in all urban areas. You get it everywhere, really.

zyklon_b ago

Not in Military or prison they made us shower daily and same here in mountains if you aint clean you ostraciz3d and shunned

TheBuddha ago

I love showering. Some people just don't have discipline.

zyklon_b ago

I do too is like it makes new and cleanses body n soul

TheBuddha ago

It kinda pisses me off that I really can only take one shower a day. It's just too long to take a second or third one. The whole process is about an hour.

If this keeps up, I'm going to get a walk-in shower installed and have my current one removed.

zyklon_b ago

I be back soon gotta go see a man bout a dawg n sell em a kkkat!!

15308549? ago

I nominate @gabara he's a top quality nigger

zyklon_b ago

@gabara is the hero voat needs

15308482? ago

I can do it! This year I'll be the whinner

zyklon_b ago

dude you already passed the required exams and are modded. now is our job to recruit potential trolls and shitposters,

15308536? ago

Wait what!? I one? I'm the winner? Hurrah! Lately I've been to busy Jurassic parking my beer

zyklon_b ago

juraasic parkin?

15308606? ago

I was trying to spell fuck with anon subs but Jurassic park game out, I'm drunk. Fuck you

zyklon_b ago

ima shoot up oxy and drink beer in a little while

15308667? ago

I do vitamin B for super powers

zyklon_b ago

it has stimulating properties