I'm not just fucking around in that my Mom has been dead for many years. I am just fucking around in that people die, she was old and it was her time, and I am long over it. (She wasn't a playa, though, more like June Cleaver. I threw that in for the joke.)
But that said, whether or not you like butt stuff, rim job is one of those terms you learn in 8th grade, incredulous to learn people actually do such a thing. If you were serious in the OP, I really am surprised you hadn't heard it before.
And they're a great ice breaker for those awkward quiet moments on a first date. Especially if it's at her parent's house and the father is your pastor at your church.
It would have had to be many years ago since the embalming fluid has made blow jobs kind of stinky for many years now. But Mom always was a playa, so anything is possible.
You must have lived a very secluded life to have not known that term. It is a pretty normal sex term and has been around for decades (at least). Btw, a blow job is a sexual act involving oral stimulation of the penis.
It's lesser known cousin is known as "the balloon". This is similar to the "blow job", except air is forcibly blown into the urethra in an effort to inflate the recipient's bladder, like a balloon. You would be unsuccessful if the recipient suddenly flies around the room making a flatulence-like sound, like "bllllaarrrttttt". The recipient's skin would appear to be wrinkled and oversized foe his body after landing behind the couch.
Damn you're old, I'll only be 52 in May. Actually, I wasn't thinking people our age, but older. When I learned that term, it was already in use by guys older than us who are now in their 70s. To be honest, I suppose if you go to people now in their 90s, maybe they didn't use the term. So I may have been wrong but I was being hyperbolic anyway.
DrColossus ago
TIL boys have penises and girls have vaginas
Devious1 ago
If you've only just learnt this your slow and probably have a lot to learn
OKythen ago
Don't look up salad tossing....
PlayByPlayAnnouncer ago
Archived for criminal shill brigade.
FatherOblivion ago
Did you watch South Park?
BaitSauce ago
I thought it was a closed mouth kiss https://youtu.be/xUSSNBaE5VI
alternaterightality ago
What? You never had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES ago
I'm not defending anyone. Purely asking why it was wrong when I did it, but right when you do it.
fagnig ago
/v/protectshitposters
greycloud ago
OH SHIT!!!! WHAT DID I AGREE TO DO?!?!?!
ovjoe ago
It's taken you this long?
steve0suprem0 ago
Off the top of my head, a few things I've been lucky enough to "get to" explain to grandma:
Donkey shows, butthole bleaching, scissoring, fisting, cuckolding
No idea where she comes up with this shit.
Outlier00 ago
TIL that there are people out there who don't know what a rim job is.
Trumpwon-suckit ago
I am going too assume OP is younger than 8.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
I'm not just fucking around in that my Mom has been dead for many years. I am just fucking around in that people die, she was old and it was her time, and I am long over it. (She wasn't a playa, though, more like June Cleaver. I threw that in for the joke.)
But that said, whether or not you like butt stuff, rim job is one of those terms you learn in 8th grade, incredulous to learn people actually do such a thing. If you were serious in the OP, I really am surprised you hadn't heard it before.
PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES ago
>shitposting in subs because you don't like the mods
Again, why did you criticise me for doing this if you do it yourself?
Thisismyvoatusername ago
I'm just impressed you braved security. I mean theoretically the military guards on a national cemetary are armed. Kudos.
Chiefpacman ago
Rimjobs make good porn
dontmindthemess ago
And they're a great ice breaker for those awkward quiet moments on a first date. Especially if it's at her parent's house and the father is your pastor at your church.
frankenmine ago
Also known as tossing the salad, which I have no idea who came up with, because that's a pretty shitty salad.
alternaterightality ago
Some people prefer jelly, some people prefer syrup, personally I prefer the syrup.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
It would have had to be many years ago since the embalming fluid has made blow jobs kind of stinky for many years now. But Mom always was a playa, so anything is possible.
pm-me-your-pm ago
I thought this was /v/TILCirclejerk for a second.
OP btw a circlejerk is a sexual act where a bunch of guys sit in a circle and jerk off together.
dontmindthemess ago
The female version is known as a daisy chain.
HamsterSlayer ago
You and I have different definitions of a daisy chain
CRKT_M16Z ago
Huh. Well, today I learned something new.
nobslob ago
should probably start with what sex is first. OP can't be this dumb.
SuperSaiyanCock ago
You're wrong! It means to hire a tire specialist to fix the rims of your car.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
You must have lived a very secluded life to have not known that term. It is a pretty normal sex term and has been around for decades (at least). Btw, a blow job is a sexual act involving oral stimulation of the penis.
dontmindthemess ago
It's lesser known cousin is known as "the balloon". This is similar to the "blow job", except air is forcibly blown into the urethra in an effort to inflate the recipient's bladder, like a balloon. You would be unsuccessful if the recipient suddenly flies around the room making a flatulence-like sound, like "bllllaarrrttttt". The recipient's skin would appear to be wrinkled and oversized foe his body after landing behind the couch.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
I'm not sure there are people alive who are too old to know that term.
Grumpy_Old_Man ago
I'll be 56 in June. Am I considered old? I don't feel old but I knew what that meant.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
Damn you're old, I'll only be 52 in May. Actually, I wasn't thinking people our age, but older. When I learned that term, it was already in use by guys older than us who are now in their 70s. To be honest, I suppose if you go to people now in their 90s, maybe they didn't use the term. So I may have been wrong but I was being hyperbolic anyway.
Grumpy_Old_Man ago
Nice to know there's another old person here.
BigSmeez ago
Oh yeah, been there. I never moved myself to memorize the name.
BigSmeez ago
Fuck, what is xyzchat?
odb281 ago
The world is now yours. Take forth this newfound knowledge and enjoy all that awaits you.
varialus ago
I don't believe that today is really the first time you ever learned that.
Reddit_traitor ago
And your mom is great at them.
AlwaysInService ago
If you learned it today, that's the right sub